Does your life pan out differently than others with you?

[alkemyst]

My life has always been full of interesting drama...a lot more bad than good.

I like to talk, I listen around me, I interact. Too much of the time that pisses people off, usually those that were not even affected.

This past week in a group of 5 dudes traveling for work, I experienced restaurant checks at majorly reduced cost.

I shared this the first time it happened and thought it was a lark...the other dudes began wondering if I was secretly hooking up with the waitresses ahead of time

When it happened the third time (7 days of dinners almost a 50% hit rate ) I was really confused.

Little Michigan town, I felt like a Boss.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Too much of the time that pisses people off

You don't say.

 

[jhu]

of course. Usually the people around me end up dead. The ones who I let live wish I hadn't.

 

[zanejohnson]

good job

your manipulating it

just make sure it's always good..

 

[Doppel]

So you expect us to believe that out of the blue you got, for no other reason than your charm or similar, 50% off on the majority of your restaurant checks? They'd charge you $6 for a $12 entre or "forget" to charge for appetizer and drink?

 

[Red Dawn]

My life has always been full of interesting drama...a lot more bad than good.

I like to talk, I listen around me, I interact. Too much of the time that pisses people off, usually those that were not even affected.

This past week in a group of 5 dudes traveling for work, I experienced restaurant checks at majorly reduced cost.

I shared this the first time it happened and thought it was a lark...the other dudes began wondering if I was secretly hooking up with the waitresses ahead of time

When it happened the third time (7 days of dinners almost a 50% hit rate ) I was really confused.

Little Michigan town, I felt like a Boss.

Maybe they mistook you for Kid Rock, he's a favorite at Waffle Houses.

 

[Bignate603]

Maybe the waitress is trying to make up for the fact that the cook spat in your food.

 

[alkemyst]

umm I don't eat at Waffle Houses. My lunch usually sets me back $15 or so for a reference. When on the road we tend to blow up our per diem though...$46 a day in this place was done mid-day.

 

[alkemyst]

So you expect us to believe that out of the blue you got, for no other reason than your charm or similar, 50% off on the majority of your restaurant checks? They'd charge you $6 for a $12 entre or "forget" to charge for appetizer and drink?

Not sure what you are saying here...I was in a group. I paid much less for my drinks than they did. Everyone paid full price for the meal. We all drank about the same amount.

I don't think you ever get out though.

 

[dpodblood]

 

[Doppel]

Not sure what you are saying here...I was in a group. I paid much less for my drinks than they did. Everyone paid full price for the meal. We all drank about the same amount.

I don't think you ever get out though.

Drinking is bad for you.

 

[Red Dawn]

Not sure what you are saying here...I was in a group. I paid much less for my drinks than they did. Everyone paid full price for the meal. We all drank about the same amount.

I don't think you ever get out though.

Keystone's cheaper than an IPA

 

[Engineer]

Oh, and beer is on me...

 

[dpodblood]

Want. 0_o

 

[alkemyst]

damn dudes stop drinking so much and maybe you'd understand.

Or perhaps get laid.

 

[Engineer]

damn dudes stop drinking so much and maybe you'd understand.

Or perhaps get laid.

Never tried alcohol in my entire life. Not even a taste.....

Now what?D:

 

[Doppel]

damn dudes stop drinking so much and maybe you'd understand.

Or perhaps get laid.

Combination post #2 and #3.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=31948124&postcount=54

 

[alkemyst]

Never tried alcohol in my entire life. Not even a taste.....

Now what?D:

Guess your mom threw you down flights of stairs a few times growing up.

Sorry to hear.

 

[Engineer]

Guess your mom threw you down flights of stairs a few times growing up.

Sorry to hear.

Didn't have stairs in my house.

Now what?

 

[IronWing]

Was there an error in your tab? Did you point it out to the server/cashier or did you simply keep your mouth shut and steal the food?

 

[Engineer]

Was there an error in your tab? Did you point it out to the server/cashier or did you simply keep your mouth shut and steal the food?

Or at least leave the server a huge tip?

 

[alkemyst]

Was there an error in your tab? Did you point it out to the server/cashier or did you simply keep your mouth shut and steal the food?

I mentioned it, yes.

 

[alkemyst]

Or at least leave the server a huge tip?

I always tip well, I split comp's at 50% or so.

 

[alkemyst]

Didn't have stairs in my house.

Now what?

inbreeding?

 

[IronWing]

inbreeding?

His mom's a virgin.