Does your house have an "open door" policy?

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
If you're family, you are UNCONDITIONALLY BARRED FROM THIS APARTMENT. I don't need any rumors about my den of collegiate delinquincy getting back to my parents.
If you're a friend under 18, I require 48 hours notice to secure anything that may result in my contributing to the delinquincy of a minor.
If you're a friend 18 or over, I require 15 minutes notice to make sure I'm wearing pants.
If you're a friend 21 or over and are making a delivery, the door's open.
If you're a cop, I require a warrant.
If you're my landlord, I require 24 hours notice.
If you're a douchebag, you will need to lay siege to my front door and starve me out.
If I don't know you, what the fvck are you doing trying to come into my apartment?

I'm over 21, so you don't have to wear pants for me? :lips:

Do you have my sh!t? I thought not. Thereby, you fall into this category:
If you're a friend 18 or over, I require 15 minutes notice to make sure I'm wearing pants.


Actually, you'd fall into this category:
If you're a douchebag, you will need to lay siege to my front door and starve me out.

 

[ArJuN]

Yea we do. Most of our friends know the garage code and know where the spare key is outside. We allow them to crash here even when we're not at home. Usually only a 5 minute call ahead of time is required. It's pretty cool, keeps things interesting.