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Does you believe in UFOs?

bradruth

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Originally posted by: deathkoba
Originally posted by: bradruth
UFOs or aliens? A plane could be a UFO if it's unidentified. :confused:

I wish I could lick my own balls.

Fixed to reflect what you were thinking when you made this thread.
 

thirdlegstump

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Feb 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Yes, I was impregnated with an alien fetus through my bunghole.

Explain in detail your close encounter experiences. Inquiring minds would like to know.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Where's the poll option for "yes, I believe they're out there somewhere because the universe is too vast for an intelligent person to think we're alone, but I don't think aliens have visited earth because of the distance involved"?
 

Schadenfroh

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saw one once, triangular in shape, completely silent, 3 small lights on the bottom, flew/ hovered over my house one time at a low altitude. long time ago, so no digital cameras to snap pics of and it flew out of site before anyone could get a camera.
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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sure. As gagalfrunt said th universe is just to vast. To think we are the only life is a little egotistical.
 

neonerd

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I don't believe in flying saucer shaped UFO's per say, but i do believe we're not the only ones, because the universe is too vast...they may[/] have visited, but i don't know. Also, I don't think distance has anything to do with it...but i'm choosing the last option
 

thirdlegstump

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It's also possible that we're all just microscopic bacteria in a humongous pimple on an even bigger alien's butt. He may pop it anytime.
 

neonerd

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Originally posted by: deathkoba
It's also possible that we're all just microscopic bacteria in a humongous pimple on an even bigger alien's butt. He may pop it anytime.

holy sh!t...i just told one of my friends that a few days ago...same exact thing :Q


:p
 

thirdlegstump

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Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: deathkoba
It's also possible that we're all just microscopic bacteria in a humongous pimple on an even bigger alien's butt. He may pop it anytime.

holy sh!t...i just told one of my friends that a few days ago...same exact thing :Q


:p

You lie. Serious?
 

neonerd

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Originally posted by: deathkoba
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: deathkoba
It's also possible that we're all just microscopic bacteria in a humongous pimple on an even bigger alien's butt. He may pop it anytime.

holy sh!t...i just told one of my friends that a few days ago...same exact thing :Q


:p

You lie. Serious?

yes, no joke.
 
Sep 29, 2004
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Tough one. They have to be out there, I think I have even have seen one atleast twice in my life.

But till I see one for myself where it's not "what the heck is that" and it's more like "holy sh!t", I'm not really to conferned with hte prospects of alien visitors.

And technically UFOs do exist. Anything in the sky that you don't recognize is a UFO.
 

dighn

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i'm sure most if not all UFO reports are bullcrap but whether there are real ones i am completely unsure
 
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Originally posted by: deathkoba
Originally posted by: bradruth
UFOs or aliens? A plane could be a UFO if it's unidentified. :confused:

Shut up. I'm talkin about dem saucer type of flying things wit aliens in em.

The air force had saucer shaped prototypes of planes in the 50s and 60s
 
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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
saw one once, triangular in shape, completely silent, 3 small lights on the bottom, flew/ hovered over my house one time at a low altitude. long time ago, so no digital cameras to snap pics of and it flew out of site before anyone could get a camera.

I find it interesting how those triangular shaped UFOs have the same shape as the stealth bomber. I also get a kick out of the placement of lighting ion the stealth bomber.
 

jjones

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No, aliens don't exist and anyone who thinks they do just has their head jammed so far up their ass they think their spleen is a flying saucer.

:D