Does this mean I am doomed in life?

PowerMacG5

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So I decided what the fvck, and complete a eHarmony personality profile to see if they could find anyone for me. Well, this is what I got from them:

"eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.

We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here."
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: Cattlegod
did you check the "still lives in mom's basement" box?

Actually, I am very independent. I haven't lived at home in the past 2 years (except for a week over summer).
 

swimscubasteve

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I read that they don't like atheists on that site, did you select options that might have triggered an automatic rejection?
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
I read that they don't like atheists on that site, did you select options that might have triggered an automatic rejection?

Hrmmm, I did put down I am neither religious nor spiritual. And that I wanted a match that was the same.

Also, whenever the asked like those questions on spiritualness, I always put not at all.

Goddamn fvckers, atheists are people too!!
 

venk

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Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
I read that they don't like atheists on that site, did you select options that might have triggered an automatic rejection?

Hrmmm, I did put down I am neither religious nor spiritual. And that I wanted a match that was the same.

Also, whenever the asked like those questions on spiritualness, I always put not at all.

Goddamn fvckers, atheists are people too!!

If youd on't love Jesus you don't deserve the love of Jesus creatures. :p
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
I read that they don't like atheists on that site, did you select options that might have triggered an automatic rejection?

Hrmmm, I did put down I am neither religious nor spiritual. And that I wanted a match that was the same.

Also, whenever the asked like those questions on spiritualness, I always put not at all.

Goddamn fvckers, atheists are people too!!

If youd on't love Jesus you don't deserve the love of Jesus creatures. :p

I know you're joking, but religion can suck a big one, and I would love to find a girl who felt the same way as me about that.
 

swimscubasteve

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Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
I read that they don't like atheists on that site, did you select options that might have triggered an automatic rejection?

Hrmmm, I did put down I am neither religious nor spiritual. And that I wanted a match that was the same.

Also, whenever the asked like those questions on spiritualness, I always put not at all.

Goddamn fvckers, atheists are people too!!

Sounds like that was why they didn't like you. Check into the creator of eharmonys background, you'll figure it out.

then go to match.com...
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
I read that they don't like atheists on that site, did you select options that might have triggered an automatic rejection?

Hrmmm, I did put down I am neither religious nor spiritual. And that I wanted a match that was the same.

Also, whenever the asked like those questions on spiritualness, I always put not at all.

Goddamn fvckers, atheists are people too!!

Sounds like that was why they didn't like you. Check into the creator of eharmonys background, you'll figure it out.

then go to match.com...

Ah, ok. Thanks for saving me from believing I was doomed. Is match.com any good? Have you ever used it personally?
 

swimscubasteve

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Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
I read that they don't like atheists on that site, did you select options that might have triggered an automatic rejection?

Hrmmm, I did put down I am neither religious nor spiritual. And that I wanted a match that was the same.

Also, whenever the asked like those questions on spiritualness, I always put not at all.

Goddamn fvckers, atheists are people too!!

Sounds like that was why they didn't like you. Check into the creator of eharmonys background, you'll figure it out.

then go to match.com...

Ah, ok. Thanks for saving me from believing I was doomed. Is match.com any good? Have you ever used it personally?

I have used it and am now dating someone I met on the site. I think it's without a doubt the best dating site out there. It does take awhile to figure it out though (not the site but how to best contact girls). I think I could make a tidy sum by writing down all the stuff I had to figure out the hard way!
 

Conky

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I'm surprised they don't have a dating site for athiests and other anti-social people. :laugh:
 

JLGatsby

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I'm surprised they don't have a dating site for athiests and other anti-social people. :laugh:

Most intelligent people are atheists.