Does this make me a ninja?

[MartyMcFly3]

5 friends from college just tried attacking me. After I was taken to the ground I kicked 2 of them in the jimmy and did damage to the other 3. Am I ninja status now?

 

[SchrodingersDog]

What was your health bar at when it was over?

 

[amol]

no, it just means that even your friends hate you

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
What was your health bar at when it was over?

95%

The damage I recieved was minimal...

 

[Kaervak]

Was it an attempted phonebooking?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Negative. It was an attempted titty twister.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Negative. It was an attempted titty twister.

The status of your titties?

 

[Kaervak]

Hmmm, it does take fast hands to avoid those.

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Negative. It was an attempted titty twister.

the question is:
Did you enjoy this?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Negative. It was an attempted titty twister.

The status of your titties?

Not twisted. They pinched too high. Titties survived.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Negative. It was an attempted titty twister.

the question is:
Did you enjoy this?

I kicked 2 people in the jimmy and injured the other 3... what do you think?

 

[nycxandy]

Sweet.

PURPLE NURPLE!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Negative. It was an attempted titty twister.

the question is:
Did you enjoy this?

I kicked 2 people in the jimmy and injured the other 3... what do you think?

You should prepare yourself, there will surely be retaliation for racking people.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

The status of your titties?[/quote]

Not twisted. They pinched too high. Titties survived.[/quote]

You don't have low hanging nipples do you? That would definately mean you're no ninja.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Negative. It was an attempted titty twister.

the question is:
Did you enjoy this?

I kicked 2 people in the jimmy and injured the other 3... what do you think?

You should prepare yourself, there will surely be retaliation for racking people.

Hmm good point... I must create a dummy diversion on the bed and sleep standing up in the closet.

 

[Coquito]

A real ninja's nipples would of gotten hard & stabbed the attackers in the face.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
The status of your titties?

Not twisted. They pinched too high. Titties survived.[/quote]

You don't have low hanging nipples do you? That would definately mean you're no ninja.

[/quote]

negative. They pinched towards the lower part of the collar bone. Clearly they dont have the precision of a ninja.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
The status of your titties?

Not twisted. They pinched too high. Titties survived.

You don't have low hanging nipples do you? That would definately mean you're no ninja.

[/quote]

negative. They pinched towards the lower part of the shoulder blades. Clearly they dont have the precision of a ninja.[/quote]

They pinched your back?!

 

[KidViciou$]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ THREAD

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
The status of your titties?

Not twisted. They pinched too high. Titties survived.

You don't have low hanging nipples do you? That would definately mean you're no ninja.

negative. They pinched towards the lower part of the shoulder blades. Clearly they dont have the precision of a ninja.[/quote]

They pinched your back?![/quote]

err collar bone...