Does the Post Office (USPS) open today?

thomsbrain

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Dec 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: lilcam
nope ... we forgot and stopped by only to see the gates pulled down.

you should have broken it down and stolen a mail truck and gone on a five-state spree of murder and mayhem, and then topped it all off by opening other people's mail and rolling around in it, mixed with the blood of those you killed, while you chewed on their internal organs and made sheep noises.

naked, of course.
 

mwtgg

Lifer
Dec 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: lilcam
nope ... we forgot and stopped by only to see the gates pulled down.

you should have broken it down and stolen a mail truck and gone on a five-state spree of murder and mayhem, and then topped it all off by opening other people's mail and rolling around in it, mixed with the blood of those you killed, while you chewed on their internal organs and made sheep noises.

naked, of course.

Hmm, sounds awesome. You do that buddy. ;)