It only bothers me that I wasn't there to listen to it through the walls and masturbate.
I've had sex in a rental car.![]()
Better question: Has anyone here ever truly had sex in the bathroom of an airplane?
I've made love to myself, with perfumed candles, in an airplane seat.
Does that count?

"Might have"
lol
Sheets are boiled clean so I don't care.
It's like drinking processed water from human waste. Chemically it's H20. You wouldn't know the difference and you've drunk tons of that throughout your life.
virtually any room, really, unless you own a newly constructed house and are the only occupants to ever live in it.
That's why I bought one of these after watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9b_PGE-4U
LOL
I've made love to myself, with perfumed candles, in an airplane seat.
Does that count?
Speaking of deaths I recall a story where someone somehow managed to get into a water tank and died in it, and that tank was feeding the whole hotel. No idea why they had their own water and not use city water or why that tank was accessible, but yeah the water started to come out a weird colour while people were taking showers and it turned out it was because of the body.
Now think, they probably did not flush all the pipes with anything, they probably just removed the body and emptied and refilled the tank. Yum.
Speaking of deaths I recall a story where someone somehow managed to get into a water tank and died in it, and that tank was feeding the whole hotel. No idea why they had their own water and not use city water or why that tank was accessible, but yeah the water started to come out a weird colour while people were taking showers and it turned out it was because of the body.
Now think, they probably did not flush all the pipes with anything, they probably just removed the body and emptied and refilled the tank. Yum.
