Does God Hate Shrimp?

[cHeeZeFacTory]

I love shrimp!

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
i think those are kosher (jewish) dietery rules or something

Christians who like eating shellfish, shrimps, lobster and stuff like that simply claim that those rules clearly changed when Jesus arrived. Doesn't matter that the Bible never mentions those rules changing, as they will just do what they want anyway.

 

[conorvansmack]

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
i think those are kosher (jewish) dietery rules or something

Right.

I don't get the concept of "Koshering" meat. Like kosher pork, it's still pork right? But if the rabbi comes into the butcher shop and blesses it and rubs salt on it, then it's ok? Curse my skeptical Protestant upbringing.

 

[darkeneddays]

I talked to God a few minutes ago, he said those laws are obsolete. I'll discuss the matter further with him over lunch at the Red Lobster tomorrow. 😛

 

[conorvansmack]

Hey Shooter, I'll meet you at the Red Lobster. Shooter! Shooter?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: samgau
Are the bible quotes accurate?

Look them up.

However, their biggest problem is that they're following Old Testament law, which has been fulfilled and no longer applies.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Bassyhead

i think those are kosher (jewish) dietery rules or something

Christians who like eating shellfish, shrimps, lobster and stuff like that simply claim that those rules clearly changed when Jesus arrived. Doesn't matter that the Bible never mentions those rules changing, as they will just do what they want anyway.

New Testament, which is in the Bible, says it's ok to eat shrimp

Yum!

-MiND