Does Beer help you write papers better?

[WildHorse]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: scott

Originally posted by: NatePo717
Last paper I did I got hammered the night before. Got up the next morning, wrote the paper, got an A on it. It was the only A I got on a paper the whole term.

Yeah but that's just because of how they grade papers.

You didn't thing Prof actually reads it did you? He's too busy with his beer.

Prof bunches all the papers up, tosses into air, grade depends on which stair step yours lands on. Truly

I think some really do this heh. I took a C programming class last term and the final we had to write a pretty in depth alg, and I just couldn't get mine to work right. I turned in the code got it back a few days later with an A at the top. Of course to be fair, my prof frequently showed up to class stoned, and sometimes just dind't show up.

DaiShan

Well sure they do. Think about it.

When they toss papers, then where they fall upon landing will probably be pretty close to a normal distribution. Most will land on the stairsteps representing the B and C grades, with less in the A & D zones.

 

[moshquerade]

if you have to ask. . .

 

[MasterAndCommander]

No, but it sure makes women look better.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
No, but it sure makes women look better.

that goes both ways buddy :beer:

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
No, but it sure makes women look better.

that goes both ways buddy :beer:

That's the beauty of it - a win-win situtation :beer:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
No, but it sure makes women look better.

that goes both ways buddy :beer:

That's the beauty of it - a win-win situtation :beer:

beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

 

[HardcoreRobot]

you think it does (like you think women are more attractive), and you think it makes you sleep better, but in reality its just beer goggles masking the truth

 

[brtspears2]

No, but it helps me pad a paper to make it the required length.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
A beer...it can be helpful.

Several beers...your paper will be posted in the faculty lounge for some good laugh sessions.

I concur :beer: