Does anyone sell boxers without seams that are placed under yore butt

[Herr Kutz]

I've tried Hanes and fruit of the loom so far and refuse to wear them due to this design flaw so I've been having to go commando for the past couple months. Whatever happened to seams on the side of the boxers rather than where you sit?

 

[Jaepheth]

Jo Ann sells pretty much any clothing you could ever want*


* - Some assembly required