Does anyone remember their parents saying it is colder than..........

[Jhill]

My dad use to say

"It's colder than a witches tittie" (I have no idea what that means)

and

"It's colder than a well diggers ass"

anyone else?

 

[Feldenak]

"Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey."

 

[Ulfwald]

Colder than a witches tittie in a brass bra.

so d@amn cold you have to thaw out your words just to hear them

 

[thenerdguy]

icecicles up your arse cold.
Coler than a witches arse.