Does anyone remember the Jerky Boys?

TMPadmin

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Yeah I remember. Liked them back then but don't know how much I would like them now. Just haven't heard anything in a while. Crank Yankers is similar.
 

TheCorm

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No I don't remember them at all....."good morning....how are you?....first...i'd like to just get to know you"

We used the same clips for a few calls over here....were quite entertaining but after a while all became much of a muchness....

Callee: Good Afternoon Curry's Emma speaking
Arnie: Good Morning, How Are you?
Callee: I'm fine...how are you?
Arnie: ......who are you?
Callee: Who am I?....Emma at Currys
Arnie: now i'd like to ask you a bunch of questions....I wanna have them answered immediately....
Callee: (trying not to laugh) Right....
Arnie: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Calle: (clearly holding the phone away in hysterics)......erm....hang on a minute (more laughing and trying to explain to a colleague)
Arnie: I'm detective John Kimble....STOP IT!.....STOP IT!
(then we hung up as nothing much happened but hysterical laughing)

:)
 

TooOne21

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"Hi, my name is Saul. Saul Rosenburg. ....Should I bring all my glasses and all my shoes...., so I have them?"
 

ivol07

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"I'll see you tomorrow with my tools FVCKFACE!"

I think they broke up as a "Group".
 

TooOne21

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"I'm only scarred about the face, neck, chest, breast and head, its not too bad."

"I used to dress up a monkey in a little ballerina dress and beat him senseless, the crowd seemed to love this."

 

Saulbadguy

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"One time I gave this guy a haircut and he didn't like it..he kicked my fvcking ass all over!"

"Is it possible I could have someone put on those golf cleets and just kick me around the fvcking store?"
 

brentman

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Yeah, fruitcake, I remember the jerky boys. They taught me to stay away from those mexican roofers, though I wanted to fire some of the fvckers down into the fvckin' yard. :)
 

PanzerIV

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Yeah, sizzle chest they were hilarious! I loved them. Now, those soundboard pranks that somebody mentioned get me rolling on the floor. The ones with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Normat Bates..the list goes on. :p
 

Vortex22

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"Your daughter... she come over to my house and she KICK my dog!"
"Now I'm going to FVCK her!"

"I KILL YOU.... just kidding"
 

Stifko

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The big dude, Kamal is a friend of mine. Did you know that Rizzo was getting paid more money ? It was not a 50/50 split, and that was the main beef and kind of caused their break up.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
"He bit me in my poisen EYE!"

Hahahahha. Great stuff.

-geoff

My favorite one...I go Doo doo doo...OMG he bit me again...

I like Kerpal "Your daughter...She kick my dog"
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Why you steal my paper? Is another good one but I don't know who did it. I have it at home on my computer
 

AMCRambler

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Sol Rosenburg

Optometrist "Do you know which doctor you went to see?"

Sol "I don't know, that guy down there in the Empire State Building..."

Optometrist "Oh! You went to see Doctor..."

Sol "Yeah but he's an a$$hole! I can't see gawd dammit!"

And who can forget the Egyptian Magician

"And I have been known to pull large pieces of furniture, out of my a$$!"