Does anyone live in Phoenix and willing to run an errand?

[Craig234]

PM me for details. Thanks.

 

[EvilYoda]

You're a lifer, but I don't recognize your nick...you can PM me your request and we'll see if it's doable.

 

[gorcorps]

If you can't post it on OT then it must not be that simple.

 

[newb111]

how much does it pay, and how many people to i have to kill?

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: newb111
how much does it pay, and how many people to i have to kill?

Screw the money, I'm good with just killing people.

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: newb111
how much does it pay, and how many people to i have to kill?

Screw the money, I'm good with just killing people.

Sorry, you're on the list. I'll give you a 5 minute headstart.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: newb111
how much does it pay, and how many people to i have to kill?

Screw the money, I'm good with just killing people.

Killing people is easy. Hiding the bodies so you don't get caught is the tough part...and I'm WELL trained in that aspect as well.
Unfortunately, I'm nowhere close to Phoenix, so I'm not even gonna apply for the job.

 

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[walrus]

I'll fly there naked and do it

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: newb111
how much does it pay, and how many people to i have to kill?

Screw the money, I'm good with just killing people.

Killing people is easy. Hiding the bodies so you don't get caught is the tough part...and I'm WELL trained in that aspect as well.
Unfortunately, I'm nowhere close to Phoenix, so I'm not even gonna apply for the job.

are you close to SW florida.... i know someone who needs a murdering........

 

[mesthead21]

What does this errand consist off?

 

[Gothgar]

we gotta know what this errand is

I hope we dont get goosed

 

[Miramonti]

Just a quick drive to the border to pick something up for me, that's all. Knowing spanish is helpful. If you have your own postal scale, that's a bonus too. And you'll be paid double if you have a cargo van with no windows in the back (which I'll give a cash advance to buy 18 big macs on the trip back too.)

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: GiggleGirl

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: newb111
how much does it pay, and how many people to i have to kill?

Screw the money, I'm good with just killing people.

Killing people is easy. Hiding the bodies so you don't get caught is the tough part...and I'm WELL trained in that aspect as well.
Unfortunately, I'm nowhere close to Phoenix, so I'm not even gonna apply for the job.

are you close to SW florida.... i know someone who needs a murdering........

After seeing your pic in the other thread...we could probably work something out... BUT, I'm in Kahleeforneeya...so it'd have to be something very special...

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: GiggleGirl

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: newb111
how much does it pay, and how many people to i have to kill?

Screw the money, I'm good with just killing people.

Killing people is easy. Hiding the bodies so you don't get caught is the tough part...and I'm WELL trained in that aspect as well.
Unfortunately, I'm nowhere close to Phoenix, so I'm not even gonna apply for the job.

are you close to SW florida.... i know someone who needs a murdering........

After seeing your pic in the other thread...we could probably work something out... BUT, I'm in Kahleeforneeya...so it'd have to be something very special...

HAHA well its nice to know someone would assist me in that area.... but i dont negotiate. lol

 

[se7en]

I am In NC if you need errands done around here.

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: se7en
I am In NC if you need errands done around here.

So am I, but I still need some errands and chores done. Come over and wash my car?

 

[se7en]

Originally posted by: trmiv

Originally posted by: se7en
I am In NC if you need errands done around here.

So am I, but I still need some errands and chores done. Come over and wash my car?

Sure no prob leave me the keys it'll be shiny as new.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Just a quick drive to the border to pick something up for me, that's all. Knowing spanish is helpful. If you have your own postal scale, that's a bonus too. And you'll be paid double if you have a cargo van with no windows in the back (which I'll give a cash advance to buy 18 big macs on the trip back too.)

lol


are any felonies involved?

 

[nerdress]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

After seeing your pic in the other thread...we could probably work something out... BUT, I'm in Kahleeforneeya...so it'd have to be something very special...

If you're in So Cal I'm going to be supremely jealous..overcast today in San Francisco

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: jjsole
Just a quick drive to the border to pick something up for me, that's all. Knowing spanish is helpful. If you have your own postal scale, that's a bonus too. And you'll be paid double if you have a cargo van with no windows in the back (which I'll give a cash advance to buy 18 big macs on the trip back too.)

lol


are any felonies involved?

It's 100% out of the jurisdiction of Mexican authorities.