Does anyone know where to get some custom bumperstickers made? (help me pick a slogan)

[schizoid]

Because I want to get a couple made...but I can't decide which slogan to go with.

I'm deciding between:

America is the stupidest place on Earth

or

DOWN WITH AMERICA!

or

I'm not racist: I hate Americans

or

My Other Car is a Burning Flag

or

I Hate Americans So Much I Even Hate Native Americans

or

This Country SUCKS!

Any thoughts?

 

[Dragnov]

How about...

"I wasted my money with this bumper sticker!"

or

"My poor car has been stickered!"

 

[Electric Amish]

Why not just get a big Bullseye....pretty much the same thing.

amish

 

[308nato]

Why not save money and just pick up a democratic party sticker at your county party office ?

 

[spaceman]

Use the back of my Head as Target Practice

or
I brake for Carjackers

or
Im a flamebait Turd Burglar

 

[Colt45]

lmao, i like the native american one

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: ncircle
Use the back of my Head as Target Practice

or
I brake for Carjackers

or
Im a flamebait Turd Burglar

Dude, I've NEVER stolen anyones turds before! They all gave them up of their own accord.

So we have a vote for the native americans one...anyone else?

 

[AntaresVI]

In russia, turd burgles you.

 

[Smaulz]

How about "I hate america so I'm packin' my sh*t and gettin' the hell out!"

I like that one the best...

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Smaulz
How about "I hate america so I'm packin' my sh*t and gettin' the hell out!"

I like that one the best...

lol

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: Smaulz
How about "I hate america so I'm packin' my sh*t and gettin' the hell out!"

I like that one the best...

Why would I want to leave? That doesn't make any sense.

Besides, America sucks.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: 308nato
Why not save money and just pick up a democratic party sticker at your county party office ?

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Smaulz
How about "I hate america so I'm packin' my sh*t and gettin' the hell out!"

I like that one the best...

Why would I want to leave? That doesn't make any sense.

Besides, America sucks.

So you hate America, but you refuse to leave? Good lord. You and CallTheFBI need to be shipped to another country and then you guys speak out against the government and see what happens.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

how about:

my other car is a peice of sh1t (only realy funny if you put it on a peice of sh1t car)

 

[308nato]

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: 308nato
Why not save money and just pick up a democratic party sticker at your county party office ?

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: Smaulz
How about "I hate america so I'm packin' my sh*t and gettin' the hell out!"

I like that one the best...

Why would I want to leave? That doesn't make any sense.

Besides, America sucks.

So you hate America, but you refuse to leave? Good lord. You and CallTheFBI need to be shipped to another country and then you guys speak out against the government and see what happens.

Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. All I know is that America is the worst place in the world to live and I hate it here.

 

[badluck]

how about....

If you're ever lost in the wild and you have to strangle an animal with your bare hands, make sure to scream ?I did this!! I did this because I have thumbs!?

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: badluck
how about....

If you're ever lost in the wild and you have to strangle an animal with your bare hands, make sure to scream ?I did this!! I did this because I have thumbs!?

That's a good one!

I also like: "When I play Street Fighter II for the Super Nintendo, I always set my Buttons like This: YRXBLA"

 

[stev0]

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: stev0

Yeah. That's what's so horrible about this country.

MAN this place sucks.

 

[vi edit]

I think there's a Skoorb effect trying to happen here....I'm just missing the signals.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
I think there's a Skoorb effect trying to happen here....I'm just missing the signals.

What's that?

Does he think America is stupid too?

 

[Smaulz]

You, sir... are a jackass.

 

[coolVariable]

Originally posted by: Colt45
lmao, i like the native american one

Me too. LOL

 

[squirrel dog]

Yeah heres one "Dont Blame me,I picked cotton Too "