No, but my roommate is like that. He spilled fvcking ink on his hand, and ran out to the living room clutching his hand and grimacing. His hand was all covered in red, it looked like he had stabbed himself, and he was making a face that looked like he was in pain. He puts his hand under the sink and says "Oh my god, I spilled ink on my hand!"
Two and a half weeks until he moves out.