Does anyone here donate sperm?

[mafia]

I've been thinking about it for sometime, great way to make some extra cash.

Does anyone here donate sperm? I heard some facilities pay as much as 50 dollars for every 2 days you come in.

EDIT:

"Usually, the range is $35-$50 per specimen."

http://www.spermbankdirectory.com/donating-sperm.htm#become

 

[Lean L]

gawd I hope not.

 

[xanis]

WTF, $50 for jacking off into a cup? Where do I sign up?

 

[preslove]

I donate mine into a pair of boxer shorts for free

 

[highland145]

Every time she'll let me. I'll hit her up for the $50 next time. Wonder how that will work out.

 

[mafia]

WTF, $50 for jacking off into a cup? Where do I sign up?

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm7.html

"Another center promises up to $200 a week for weekly donations for 6 months"


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[highland145]

gawd I hope not.

That's not the same as getting laid.

 

[rcpratt]

I've always wondered about this. Do you really get that much? Do you get more if you're super sexy or intelligent?

I would totally do this as long as there's no way for the potential mother/child to find out who the daddy is.

 

[Kreon]

I never have (and likely never will).

However, I was once at a convention at a bluetooth headpiece booth. I see a figure to my right, and it's this girl (who looks very shy tbh). She says, "Have you ever thought about donating sperm?" I just stared at her thinkning wtf. She continued on saying "You look like an ideal donor. Young, reasonably attractive, apparently motivated. And we pay $50 per donation." Only then did I realize the booth next door was for a sperm donation bank. I was laughing inside, but only told her I wasn't interested.

 

[alfa147x]

Didn't some guy get sued for child support after donating sperm?

 

[preslove]

I never have (and likely never will).

However, I was once at a convention at a bluetooth headpiece booth. I see a figure to my right, and it's this girl (who looks very shy tbh). She says, "Have you ever thought about donating sperm?" I just stared at her thinkning wtf. She continued on saying "You look like an ideal donor. Young, reasonably attractive, apparently motivated. And we pay $50 per donation." Only then did I realize the booth next door was for a sperm donation bank. I was laughing inside, but only told her I wasn't interested.

WTH kind of convention has booths for sperm donation banks and bluetooth headpieces next to each other? Or, in the same expo hall, even.

 

[Kreon]

WTH kind of convention has booths for sperm donation banks and bluetooth headpieces next to each other? Or, in the same expo hall, even.

CollegeFest

 

[schneiderguy]

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schneiderguy has no balls

D:

 

[mafia]

If you made 50 bux every 2 days you donate sperm... in 6 months, you would have made $4500. Now for a year, $9000. Lets say you donated sperm for 5 years, that would have made you $45,000.

$45,000 for jacking off into a cup. :O

 

[mafia]

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schneiderguy has no balls

D:

Yeah you can't donate sperm then

 

[mmntech]

There have been some bizarre legal cases linked to donating sperm. Feels off to me.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

If you made 50 bux every 2 days you donate sperm... in 6 months, you would have made $4500. Now for a year, $9000. Lets say you donated sperm for 5 years, that would have made you $45,000.

$45,000 for jacking off into a cup. :O

Lets see

5yrs x 182 faps per yer x 100 strokes per fap = 91,000 strokes! you wouldn't have any skin left on your Johnson

 

[chusteczka]

Imagine the new mom's surprise after visiting a fertility clinic to purchase some random sperm. She expects tall, dark, strong, and handsome but holds in her arms an ATOT nerd that will live his life in her basement.

 

[Xcobra]

Didn't some guy get sued for child support after donating sperm?

I'd be so pissed and I would probably punch someone in the vagina. NOT cool.

 

[Zedtom]

So those skanks living down at the trailer park who they call sperm receptacles can set up a business now?

 

[RelaxTheMind]

If you made 50 bux every 2 days you donate sperm... in 6 months, you would have made $4500. Now for a year, $9000. Lets say you donated sperm for 5 years, that would have made you $45,000.

$45,000 for jacking off into a cup. :O

If you split it up and hit 5 different banks u can make about $3800/month $45k/year.

I wonder if sperm counts as a donation as per tax laws.

 

[DainBramaged]

I only release my sperm to women I love.

 

[mafia]

If you split it up and hit 5 different banks u can make about $3800/month $45k/year.

I wonder if sperm counts as a donation as per tax laws.

Would be lower count which = less money. Takes at least 48 hours for your body to produce enough sperm to launch a full load.

 

[sandorski]

Imagine the new mom's surprise after visiting a fertility clinic to purchase some random sperm. She expects tall, dark, strong, and handsome but holds in her arms an ATOT nerd that will live his life in her basement.

 

[sandorski]

Yo Mama thinks so...