Does anyone here actually own a fleshlight?

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I could never justify screwing some device that is suppose to represent a vagina. I may be going through hard times with my GF gone, but even in my darkest, saddest moment, the thought of sticking my tool into something which looks like a flashlight never even crosses my mind.
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: Stewy
I could never justify screwing some device that is suppose to represent a vagina. I may be going through hard times with my GF gone, but even in my darkest, saddest moment, the thought of sticking my tool into something which looks like a flashlight never even crosses my mind.

You're missing out.
 

buck

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Im curious to as to if anyone had the guts to buy one.... I couldn't.
 
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: Stewy
I could never justify screwing some device that is suppose to represent a vagina. I may be going through hard times with my GF gone, but even in my darkest, saddest moment, the thought of sticking my tool into something which looks like a flashlight never even crosses my mind.

You're missing out.



Hmm.. I don't think so.

What am I suppose to do?

Go home, light some candles, put on some music, whip out the fleshlight and some porn, and have at it?

Good lord, I'd feel pathetic afterwards!

Plus, what would happen if a future GF ever found out about it? How about your friends?

Not that people who use these things ever have to worry about GF's, but still!
 

Mrvile

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Originally posted by: Stewy
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: Stewy
I could never justify screwing some device that is suppose to represent a vagina. I may be going through hard times with my GF gone, but even in my darkest, saddest moment, the thought of sticking my tool into something which looks like a flashlight never even crosses my mind.

You're missing out.



Hmm.. I don't think so.

What am I suppose to do?

Go home, light some candles, put on some music, whip out the fleshlight and some porn, and have at it?

Good lord, I'd feel pathetic afterwards!

Plus, what would happen if a future GF ever found out about it? How about your friends?

Not that people who use these things ever have to worry about GF's, but still!

You forgot the lube. No wonder it felt so bad!