Does anyone have a cool title on their business card?

[Encryptic]

Nothing really exciting....

Website Administrator on my day job business cards. (I'm the webmaster/tech support guy at a small software company)

Webmaster on the business cards for my freelance web design business.

 

[brentman]

Managing Director, Information Technology Services


Yeah, they told me titles were granted in lieu of higher pay.

 

[dquan97]

Mine's "Auditor"

 

[randal]

"Network Ops"

I wish it said SpecOps or SuperNinja or something equally hot.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: randal
"Network Ops"

I wish it said SpecOps or SuperNinja or something equally hot.

Haha... "VP of Ancient Fighting Techniques" 🙂

 

[J0hnny]

Engineering Supervisor

 

[pancho619]

Reporting & Decision Support Data Analyst

Basically, a Crystal Reports writer-Business Analyst-Budget Projections Model Creator and what not.

 

[meltdown75]

Property Inspector.

*ding-dong* :music: bow-chicka-bow-bow :music: 😉

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bigrash
Mine says Pron Star

Well, that certainly sheds new light on your username.

 

[Arkitech]

private dick













what?? its a legitimate occupation

 

[JEDI]

Techno Soothsayer

I was amazed that it actually went through. my boss rubber stamped the approval, then i got a lecture about professionalism at work when he found out 🙁

Now it just says Tier II Engineer 🙁

 

[Spike]

"IE Management Trainee"

Kinda boring, but it works. Maybe later I will get something cool but for now I guess this works

-spike

 

[sygyzy]

JEDI - What does Techno Soothsayer mean?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Arkitech
private dick













what?? its a legitimate occupation

:music: "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?" :music:

😉

 

[asm0deus]

they asked me yesteday what i wanted on mine, i chose 'internet content developer' over 'webmeister'

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: sygyzy
JEDI - What does Techno Soothsayer mean?

no idea..but it sounded cool. thought my boss would get a chuckle out of it.

it was then i discovered how little spare time my boss had. if it was routine stuff, he would blindly ok it since he had ALOT of other more important stuff to work on.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
PS Consultant.

(Professional services, software you gutter minded trolls!)

Photoshop? You're dumb.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
PS Consultant.

(Professional services, software you gutter minded trolls!)

Photoshop? You're dumb.

Pot. Kettle. Black.