Does anyone else think the Boxster sucks?

Ju1cyJ

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I recently got a chance to drive my neighbors Boxster S. I was pretty psyched, and although I am not much of a Porsche guy I still jumped at the opportunity to drive this car =).

It was fairly snappy, and had some pick up, but of course its not a torque monster so I shouldn't expect much. All in all, I was pretty happy with the acceleration, although not impressed by the price tag ;).

Then I took it on the backroads, I pushed it reaaaalll hard, and it felt sold and handled decently, but plowed a little more than I expected, and didnt come out of the corners like I was hoping. I expected this to be the area this car would excel at, yet I was dissappointed and thought the handling was nothing special for its tremdous price.

One good thing I did have to say about it were its brakes, I felt no fade even after stompting hard for an extended period. I guess Porsche brakes are all they are cracked up to be.




So then when I got home I dug up some old road and track issues to learn morea bout this car. The first one I came across was the 'sibling comparision'. They took the flagship cars from companies (corvette Z06) and the sports cars that everyone else could afford (camaro SS), and raced them around ThunderHill.

I have quite a bit of seat time at this track, and although it is a quick track, there are some very tight sections. The track tests how well a car can keep its speed from corner to corner, not power down the straights, or powering out of the corners.

Lo and behold the Boxster S turns a nice 2:16 or 2:17 (dont have the article with me at the moment), not bad, not bad. BUT, and much to my suprise, the Camaro SS was able to beat it or tie it. Either way it was close enough to call them even! As all of you know Camaro's are not known for their handling abilities with their live axle and lack of IRS, which is why I am suprised it was on par with the Boxster S, which is spposedly a sports car, rather than a muscle car as the Camaro is labeled.

Comments? Suggestions? Flames? I tolerate them all ;).
 

MichaelD

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Yes, I agree. My Boxster S sits in the guest house garage most of the time. I would rather much drive the S8 or even the 845i Beemer...the Boxster seems so....dicey on the Autobahn.
 

WaTaGuMp

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Well since I own an auto detailing business I have gotten the chance to drive them also. To me no big deal, you want to talk cool cars I have driven everything form Lamborgini Diablos to BMW Z8's to the new Porsche Turbo's. All 3 of those are way cooler then the boxster. Hard to believe Car and Driver has the Boxster on their top 10 list.
 

ScottyB

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They are already ugly @ss cars and they have the handling of a muscle car, so why would anyone waste their money on one?
 

Dudd

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Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Well since I own an auto detailing business I have gotten the chance to drive them also. To me no big deal, you want to talk cool cars I have driven everything form Lamborgini Diablos to BMW Z8's to the new Porsche Turbo's. All 3 of those are way cooler then the boxster. Hard to believe Car and Driver has the Boxster on their top 10 list.

Car and Driver has a limit for the price, around 66k I believe. So, while a 911 Turbo or a Lamborghini might be a lot nicer, they break the price cap by a lot. Compared to the glut of cars at 20k-30k, a Boxster seems quite nice.

 

Vegito

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Dude, if you dont have one dont complain.. you dont know how much poon tang you can get driving in the streets of ny.. half the chics would give you something to rid in it..

the boxster spec sucks but so does the chic sitting next to you in the car

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btw i dunno why chics digs a guy that drives that car, but they do
 

WaTaGuMp

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Originally posted by: Dudd
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Well since I own an auto detailing business I have gotten the chance to drive them also. To me no big deal, you want to talk cool cars I have driven everything form Lamborgini Diablos to BMW Z8's to the new Porsche Turbo's. All 3 of those are way cooler then the boxster. Hard to believe Car and Driver has the Boxster on their top 10 list.

Car and Driver has a limit for the price, around 66k I believe. So, while a 911 Turbo or a Lamborghini might be a lot nicer, they break the price cap by a lot. Compared to the glut of cars at 20k-30k, a Boxster seems quite nice.


Yeah they even said on the show something about the price of it and the catagory they put it in.
 

Ju1cyJ

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Originally posted by: forcesho
Dude, if you dont have one dont complain.. you dont know how much poon tang you can get driving in the streets of ny.. half the chics would give you something to rid in it..

the boxster spec sucks but so does the chic sitting next to you in the car

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btw i dunno why chics digs a guy that drives that car, but they do

You don't even know what I drive ;).
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Ju1cyJ
Originally posted by: forcesho
Dude, if you dont have one dont complain.. you dont know how much poon tang you can get driving in the streets of ny.. half the chics would give you something to rid in it..

the boxster spec sucks but so does the chic sitting next to you in the car

EDIT:
btw i dunno why chics digs a guy that drives that car, but they do

You don't even know what I drive ;).
I'm guessing if it were all that cool, you'd have already told us Yugo-boy. :p



 

Ju1cyJ

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Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Well since I own an auto detailing business I have gotten the chance to drive them also. To me no big deal, you want to talk cool cars I have driven everything form Lamborgini Diablos to BMW Z8's to the new Porsche Turbo's. All 3 of those are way cooler then the boxster. Hard to believe Car and Driver has the Boxster on their top 10 list.


What is the Diablo like? I have never driven one, but I know a few people who have them. They pretty much told me it was more for show and didn't perform in a way the specs said. But I am not gonna pass judgement until I drive one =).

Shame on you, taking your customers cars out for a joy ride!!!
:disgust:
 

WaTaGuMp

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Well the Diablo is pretty easy to drive the clutch is user friendly, of course they are pretty low and need to watch the dips and bumps. The ones that I got to drive were from Platinum motors which is the USA distributor of them, the twin turbo upgrade they do on them are very cool and very fast.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: forcesho
Dude, if you dont have one dont complain.. you dont know how much poon tang you can get driving in the streets of ny.. half the chics would give you something to rid in it..

the boxster spec sucks but so does the chic sitting next to you in the car

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btw i dunno why chics digs a guy that drives that car, but they do

This post falls under the "duhh" category. Those are the chicks that are attracted to the smell of money like flies to poop. "I have money!" is the only statement that car makes...
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: Ju1cyJ
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Well since I own an auto detailing business I have gotten the chance to drive them also. To me no big deal, you want to talk cool cars I have driven everything form Lamborgini Diablos to BMW Z8's to the new Porsche Turbo's. All 3 of those are way cooler then the boxster. Hard to believe Car and Driver has the Boxster on their top 10 list.


What is the Diablo like? I have never driven one, but I know a few people who have them. They pretty much told me it was more for show and didn't perform in a way the specs said. But I am not gonna pass judgement until I drive one =).

Shame on you, taking your customers cars out for a joy ride!!!
:disgust:
Probably because the average joe has no business driving one. Take a guy used to 200 horsepwer and give him 2-3 times that and he's not gonna know how to deal with it :) I wouldn't either, but then I doubt I'll ever get to drive an exotic. Damn my luck!
 

Jzero

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Anyone who thinks their Boxster sucks, I will consider trading my Civic for one, if it's that important to you ;)
 

PG

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Is that the car with a single and centered exhaust pipe?
Looks like a sphincter to me
ruins the whole look of the car

 

Windogg

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Doesn't the truth hurt sometimes? Paper statistics can never compare to first hand experience behind the wheel.

There is a reason why I got the two cars I drive right now. I drove many many cars before I made my decision.

Windogg
 

WaTaGuMp

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Originally posted by: PG
Is that the car with a single and centered exhaust pipe?
Looks like a sphincter to me
ruins the whole look of the car

Yes the exhaust in in the center on it.
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Ju1cyJ
Originally posted by: forcesho
Dude, if you dont have one dont complain.. you dont know how much poon tang you can get driving in the streets of ny.. half the chics would give you something to rid in it..

the boxster spec sucks but so does the chic sitting next to you in the car

EDIT:
btw i dunno why chics digs a guy that drives that car, but they do

You don't even know what I drive ;).
I'm guessing if it were all that cool, you'd have already told us Yugo-boy. :p

:D HAHAHA! :D
 

Ju1cyJ

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Hmm...

Now that I think about the article a little bit more, the same thing I said about the Boxster vs the Camaro can be said about the Vette vs the Modena. Now don't get me wrong, I love love love love love hte 360 Modena, and am planning on purchasing one in about 2 years. But the Z06 (and the one with only 385 hp vs the 405 hp version that cam eout the year after) was only a half second slower than the Modena. A half second can be attributed to the $hitty F1's on the Z06, or just driver variation, pretty equal when it comes down to it.

The Modena costs three times as much!!! But still, I love Ferrari's... always have always will. Just kind of intresting when all these people bash American cars and they are able to out perform almost anything out there for a fraction of the price. Although the Modena looks BAD@SS, I don't think the C5 look to bad either, best looking gen vette ever... cept maybe the split window ;).

Btw, Modena: a high 2.07, Z06: a low 2.08, and the 911 (this car rocks :D) turned a mid 2.10.

NSX turned a mid to low 2.14 if anyone was curious.