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Does anyone else like to hang upside down?

schneiderguy

schneiderguy

Lifer
I've got a pullup bar in one of my doorways, and sometimes I like to hang by my legs upside down, and pretend that I'm a bat.
 
I know someone who fell asleep hanging upside down. He fell off and broke his neck. Now he's a quadriplegic who lives off of applesauce and can't masturbate.





Ok, I'm lying.
 
schneiderguy said:
I've got a pullup bar in one of my doorways, and sometimes I like to hang by my legs upside down, and pretend that I'm a bat.
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These guys and gal do :

lostboys2.jpg
 
schneiderguy said:
Idk Dirigible, I might be. Do you know of any doctors who could determine if I am in fact a bat?
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Nope. The medical field operates under the assumption the patients are all human, so they haven't bothered to develop any tests to be sure. It's nice, since this way they treat me instead of forcing me to leave their offices.

I think you're probably a bat though.
 
William Gaatjes said:
These guys and gal do :

lostboys2.jpg
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Did not know Kiefer Sutherland (blonde dude in the middle) was in a band before his acting days.

ShneiderGuy: I have several ruptured and bulged discs in my neck, inversion is great for decompressing them. Feels awesome but that feeling is very short lived for unfortunately. I actually have a traction machine at home that does this while I lay down. Strap my neck and head in, and use the hand pump to increase the pull. Great fun. 😛
 
how do you manage that when those pull up things come down a foot? and you tell everyone you 6? change tag to schneiderguy is a manlet in hiding.
 
davmat787 said:
Did not know Kiefer Sutherland (blonde dude in the middle) was in a band before his acting days.

ShneiderGuy: I have several ruptured and bulged discs in my neck, inversion is great for decompressing them. Feels awesome but that feeling is very short lived for unfortunately. I actually have a traction machine at home that does this while I lay down. Strap my neck and head in, and use the hand pump to increase the pull. Great fun. 😛
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groan, that is a picture from The Lost Boys.


lulz only an hour late
 
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