Does anyone else here program their wife's time of the month into google calendar/blackberry?

[BreastInspector]

Am I the only one to think this up and actually do it or do other geeks also follow this plan in order to prevent getting killed by hormonal women?

 

[gorcorps]

I definitely keep your wife's time of the month on my calendar. That way I know when to not 'fix the cable'.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

My phone has a program for various tools (conversions, etc) and one tool is called "My Girl's Day", which the title works for either gender. Lets you know (within reason) when to expect it, how long it'll last, what date she will be most likely to get preggers and other useful information.

 

[Zee]

my wife does it for me

 

[biggestmuff]

I just use the ol' dipstick test.

 

[frostedflakes]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
I just use the ol' dipstick test.

TMI :laugh:

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
I just use the ol' dipstick test.

You know what they say, if the front porch is painted, better use the back door.

 

[RbSX]

Well one girl I'm tapping has the same time every month.

The others changes.. it's kinda weird.

 

[Jeff7]

Or she could just like, you know....tell you, and you don't have to bother with any guesswork.

 

[fleabag]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or she could just like, you know....tell you, and you don't have to bother with any guesswork.

naw, they're always in denial about their periods. It's like they're incapable of admitting that their emotional bullshit is the reason why they get moody over small things, not because I happened to break her grand mother's vase or call her sister fat... :roll:

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
My phone has a program for various tools (conversions, etc) and one tool is called "My Girl's Day", which the title works for either gender. Lets you know (within reason) when to expect it, how long it'll last, what date she will be most likely to get preggers and other useful information.

this lol

not always spot on but gets me close to the info i need

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: fleabag

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or she could just like, you know....tell you, and you don't have to bother with any guesswork.

naw, they're always in denial about their periods. It's like they're incapable of admitting that their emotional bullshit is the reason why they get moody over small things, not because I happened to break her grand mother's vase or call her sister fat... :roll:

srs. bitches be crazy.

 

[shortylickens]

Keeping track of a significant others menstrual cycle is not exactly a new idea. I've been told they will actually try to slip in an extra one occasionally.
And since people use their smartphones and PDA's for everything nowadays, I seriously doubt tracking them electronically is a new idea too. In fact, I'm sure right now a YubeTube video "Theres an app for that" exists which showcases all sorts of female-centric apps, like period tracker, dildo finder, chocolate reviewer, and more.

Lemme go check youtube.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: fleabag

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or she could just like, you know....tell you, and you don't have to bother with any guesswork.

naw, they're always in denial about their periods. It's like they're incapable of admitting that their emotional bullshit is the reason why they get moody over small things, not because I happened to break her grand mother's vase or call her sister fat... :roll:

srs. bitches be crazy.

QFT

God damn they can be all kinds of nuts.

There is an app for that you know (on the iPhone/iPod Touch)

 

[bignateyk]

My wife always gets a migraine about 3 days prior to her period so I just use that. Plus it changes by a day or two every month, so keeping track just by calendar would be hard.

 

[moshquerade]

You know what we hate? We hate when you attribute something YOU did to us being on our period. It's a cop out, and if you've fucked up then you've fucked up no matter what time of the month it is.

 

[Modelworks]

After having a huge fight over what shelf in the refrigerator I put the salad dressing on, I'm considering it !

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
You know what we hate? We hate when you attribute something YOU did to us being on our period. It's a cop out, and if you've fucked up then you've fucked up no matter what time of the month it is.

I must fuck up a LOT for a particular 3-4 days every month.

Hotels could make a killing off of this. Three nights, big screen tv, discounts on room service, free interwebs. Call it the Aunt Flo package.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Gibsons

Originally posted by: moshquerade
You know what we hate? We hate when you attribute something YOU did to us being on our period. It's a cop out, and if you've fucked up then you've fucked up no matter what time of the month it is.

I must fuck up a LOT for a particular 3-4 days every month.

Hotels could make a killing off of this. Three nights, big screen tv, discounts on room service, free interwebs. Call it the Aunt Flo package.

Yes, now if you could just sincerely admit it....


:laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Mine had her mommy innards taken out, so no more monthly visitors.

 

[lokiju]

Nah, my wife does pretty well when it's her "time" usually.

 

[wwswimming]

looks like someone was thinking ahead.

the domain name "PMStracker.com" is already taken.

http://pmstracker.com/

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
I just use the ol' dipstick test.

:laugh:

 

[Tobolo]

Appbox Pro on the iphone has it included. Thank God, it has saved my butt a ton.

 

[Circlenaut]

I just ignore her craziness no matter how many times she says "divorce, I'm leaving you" or "I hate you". If she gets extreme I just lock the door to my room and put on in-ear headphones. She ALWAYS comes back apologizing. She knows she's screwed without me.