so dave barry mentioned this in his column today. something about three guys captured by a primitive tribe, given the choice between death or roo roo, sound familiar? i'm dying to know the whole joke.
thanks!
joe
thanks!
joe
does anybody know the "roo roo" joke?
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Zeeky Boogy Doog
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hahaha, i think i know something like that, mine's called bulah bulah though
3 guys get trapped on an island, and theyre captured by the local indian tribe, they give them the choice of bulah bulah or death. The first guy says, uhh, i dont want to die, but, what is the bulah bulah? the chief responded, "you will be ass raped by every man in the tribe, then set free" and the guy says, "well, i dont want to die, so, i guess i'll take the bulah bulah". so then the bulah bulah commensed and he was set free. The second guy went up and said, well, i dont want to die either, i'll take the bulah bulah too, so they bulahed him too and he was set free. The third guy went up and said, "theres no way you're bulah bulahing me!" so the chief said, "ok then, DEATH.... by bulah bulah!"
3 guys get trapped on an island, and theyre captured by the local indian tribe, they give them the choice of bulah bulah or death. The first guy says, uhh, i dont want to die, but, what is the bulah bulah? the chief responded, "you will be ass raped by every man in the tribe, then set free" and the guy says, "well, i dont want to die, so, i guess i'll take the bulah bulah". so then the bulah bulah commensed and he was set free. The second guy went up and said, well, i dont want to die either, i'll take the bulah bulah too, so they bulahed him too and he was set free. The third guy went up and said, "theres no way you're bulah bulahing me!" so the chief said, "ok then, DEATH.... by bulah bulah!"
If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was the 'Bunda' joke, but same thing I guess?
Three men together in the depths of the jungle are captured by a local tribe - well-known locally because they are a very short race who live in very long grass, hence their name, the Fukawi - brought about by the frequent calls of 'Where the Fukawi?'; but I digress. Anyway, the three are brought before the chief of the tribe and offered the choice of death or 'Bunda'. First man, who is Japanese, chooses Death with honour, and is duly dispatched. Next man, a Frenchman, doesn't like the look of what just happened to the Jap - 'I choose Bunda!'. At this, two of the largest native men grab him, bend him face-down over a tree trunk, tie his wrists to the roots and pull his trousers down. The chief then shouts 'BUNDA!!!' and the men of the village take it in turns to give the Frenchman a good seeing-to. The chief then turns to the last man, an American, and offers him the choice of death or Bunda. 'You guys don't frighten me with all this jumping about. I choose death.' 'OK' says the chief, 'DEATH BY BUNDA!!!'
That's the one I think.
Edit: Damn, beat me by 2 minutes.
Three men together in the depths of the jungle are captured by a local tribe - well-known locally because they are a very short race who live in very long grass, hence their name, the Fukawi - brought about by the frequent calls of 'Where the Fukawi?'; but I digress. Anyway, the three are brought before the chief of the tribe and offered the choice of death or 'Bunda'. First man, who is Japanese, chooses Death with honour, and is duly dispatched. Next man, a Frenchman, doesn't like the look of what just happened to the Jap - 'I choose Bunda!'. At this, two of the largest native men grab him, bend him face-down over a tree trunk, tie his wrists to the roots and pull his trousers down. The chief then shouts 'BUNDA!!!' and the men of the village take it in turns to give the Frenchman a good seeing-to. The chief then turns to the last man, an American, and offers him the choice of death or Bunda. 'You guys don't frighten me with all this jumping about. I choose death.' 'OK' says the chief, 'DEATH BY BUNDA!!!'
That's the one I think.
Edit: Damn, beat me by 2 minutes.
in his colum dated today?
http://www.hollandsentinel.com...s/031900/fea_find.html
is from march 19, 2000
anywhere here is the joke
http://jokes.xnxx.com/roo-roo.php
http://www.hollandsentinel.com...s/031900/fea_find.html
is from march 19, 2000
anywhere here is the joke
http://jokes.xnxx.com/roo-roo.php
"Death by snusnu(snoosnoo?)"
"Ladies, please, the spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and broken."
-Futurama
"Ladies, please, the spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and broken."
-Futurama
)
man, that joke is just sick ... what's the funny part? the only thing funny here is the tribe named Fukawi ... now, that's my kind of joke!
GagHalfrunt
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in my opinion there isn't much to get ... it's supposed to be funny that the guy choose death in an effort to avoid getting butt-f*cked, but then gets butt-f*cked anyway. personally i see no humor there at all. after having seen deliverance i just don't find this topic humorous ...
i like this one better:
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
from bash.org
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
from bash.org
Oh well, if we get to choose new ones...
A little Red Indian boy was talking to his father, who also happened to be the chief. 'Father, how do the children of our tribe get their names?' 'Why that's easy my son. As the chief, it is my responsibility to take every newborn infant from his mother's teepee after his birth. I walk out with my eyes closed, holding the baby aloft in my arms. When I open my eyes, the baby is named after the first thing I see. That is how your sister Running Deer got her name, and your brother, Greywolf. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fvcking?'
A little Red Indian boy was talking to his father, who also happened to be the chief. 'Father, how do the children of our tribe get their names?' 'Why that's easy my son. As the chief, it is my responsibility to take every newborn infant from his mother's teepee after his birth. I walk out with my eyes closed, holding the baby aloft in my arms. When I open my eyes, the baby is named after the first thing I see. That is how your sister Running Deer got her name, and your brother, Greywolf. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fvcking?'
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