The reason I tried to advise you is because people are always trying stuff like this themselves with horrible consequences.
We had a guy last year that thought he could "hook-up" his new mobile home to our electric lines himself. He too was in the sticks were nobody could see him.
I guess he didn't realize what a transformer's purpose was. He some how manage to climb the pole with logger's hooks and then proceeded to attempt to attach the wires he had rigged into his breaker box to our 14,400 volt primary voltage wires.
To make a long story short it resulted in:
A) One lost arm
B) 3rd degree burns
C) One fscked-up mobile home