Originally posted by: LegendKiller
Originally posted by: wyvrn
Originally posted by: LegendKiller
Originally posted by: kmr1212
Originally posted by: LegendKiller
Originally posted by: wyvrn
Originally posted by: LegendKiller
Ohhh snap! You caught me! Only time I was in a trailer was when I visted your mom for that booty call. She had her double wide rocking that night!

My mom is dead, so I hope you enjoyed that corpse.
Well, I bet my balance sheet is bigger than hers...
i really expected a 2006 join date after reading your posts. did your little brother log in to your account, or did you join when you were 7?
Actually, I joined when I was 3. Now I am 8. I guess mocking other people is an indication of being 8. You know, "I am rubber, you are glue everything bounces off me and sticks to you".
Still, I can't beat, "Since you called the car I don't own a redneck mobile I am willing to bet my financial statements are bigger than yours. I will continue this absurd assumption no matter what because I am infinitely cool to brag about my "balance sheet" online when I probably can't even determine how to create a balance sheet, nor would I know how to calculate any real financial measurements, but i'll sure sound pretty damn cool saying "balance sheet" over and over "balance sheet balance sheet balance sheet balance sheet balance sheet balance sheet...see how cool I am?!?"
You're clueless, and you don't understand my post towards the Great Gatsby. He is a spoiled, rude child and deserves a spanking. Why would you even bother to take his side? What does it have to do with you?
edit: Yes I do know how to create a balance sheet. I have a business degree, you mental dwarf.
I thought his post was pretty humorous and on the spot.
*GASP* a business degree. OHHH WOW, you re so damn special, please, please, please, sign my toilette paper but only after I have whiped. Just a guess, but I am sure you understand the basic premise, but really just use "balance sheet" as some type of buzz word to belittle others, like you attempted to do. Why don't we just compare indirect statements of cashflows (or direct for that matter). Here's a better one, lets compare ROA, or debt/income. Wow, that'd be cool to run around ATOT saying "My ROA is better than yours NA NA NAH NAH!"
The crux of your post was an attempt to undercut humor by using a put-down, not other humor. You further attempt to undercut it by minimizing somebody's age, an old trick of the internet. Yet, neither of these tactics fail to address the basic humor he was trying to get at, redneck hicks (rich or poor) will buy that car and probably slap the stars and bars on it like good ole boys. It'll probably be located next to their "manufactured house" which will look quite nice on any "balance sheet".
As far as me being a "mental dwarf", sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.