DOD white paper on zombies

[norseamd]

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...ocalypse-seriously/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

They're late to the party. Holiday Inn had a plan for dealing with Aliens back in 1975.

 

[Jaepheth]

To quote Tina Fey:

"In other news: THESE GUYS NEED A WAR!"

 

[John Connor]

It's just a fictional plan to train with. Nothing more.

 

[T9D]

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[norseamd]

John!

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[norseamd]

What the fuck is up with the caplock. This was even typed with the capslock on and i am sure it is going to turn out as bullshit.

 

[T9D]

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[SKORPI0]

Pentagon is dead serious about its fake zombie apocalypse plan

The Pentagon has an unclassified document known as Conplan 8888, or the "Counter-Zombie Dominance" plan. Unlike the plan issued by the CDC a couple years back, this is not a survival guide for the masses. Instead, Conplan 8888 is a five-phase military strategy for restoring order after the outbreak. And just in case some of you out there doubt the sincerity of this 37-page document, here's the first line: "This plan was not actually designed as a joke."

Free pdf here (31 pages).
http://www.cubadebate.cu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/CONPLAN-8888.pdf

Also..

[URL="http://www.slashgear.com/godzilla-2014-vs-us-air-force-real-talk-08328228/"]the U.S. Air Force is ready for Godzilla.[/url]

 

[lupi]

there are papers on hand for conducting a military engagement against about every country and with all types of other extraordinary conditions. there are guys whose job it is to continually write these things, no big deal.

 

[Rakehellion]

vii. (U) Vegetarian Zombies (VZ):
1. (U) VZ's are zombie life forms originating from any cause but pose no direct threat to humans because they only eat plant life (as indicated in the popular game "Plants Vs. Zombies").

Totally to be taken seriously.

 

[norseamd]

Read unexpected on page 4 of this analysis.

http://www.defenseinnovationmarketplace.mil/resources/Army_2020_Charts.pdf

 

[Puppies04]

The best thing about a zombie outbreak would be getting rid of the government. I love how they still think they will be in power at that point. I've watched enough zombie films to know they would last about 48 hours.

 

[John Connor]

This is how you take care of a zombie apocalypse.

 

[BUTCH1]

Wow, your tax dollars hard at work. Un-fucking-believable that anyone getting paid a salary would waste one second of time planning for a "zombie Apocalypse"..

 

[John Connor]

That's what I thought, but I realized it was just a training exercise for a fictional catastrophe.

 

[destrekor]

Wow, your tax dollars hard at work. Un-fucking-believable that anyone getting paid a salary would waste one second of time planning for a "zombie Apocalypse"..

If you read the explanation, you'd understand they weren't wasting time at all.

 

[BUTCH1]

If you read the explanation, you'd understand they weren't wasting time at all.

No, I didn't read it to be honest. If it involves planning for catastrophes in general then there is a possible usefulness to it.

 

[gorcorps]

What the fuck is up with the caplock. This was even typed with the capslock on and i am sure it is going to turn out as bullshit.

They disable all caps by default to make insufferable assholes less annoying

 

[MarkXIX]

Wow, your tax dollars hard at. work. Un-fucking-believable that anyone getting paid a salary would waste one second of time planning for a "zombie Apocalypse"..

Merely a training scenario to aid in planning. Document could be rapidly mapped to a "billion man army" or some other pandemic scenario.

Not that I commonly map fiction to real life, but World War Z pointed out some things that our modern US Army does that wouldn't work so well in a zombie scenario.