- Nov 19, 2001
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There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have
experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it:
An guy walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist
became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and
say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?'
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with you ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have
experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it:
An guy walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist
became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and
say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?'
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with you ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
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