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Doctors office visit

tyler811

tyler811

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"

"There's something wrong with my d!ck", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose.

 
Haha that's awesome! Usually you can tell the receptionist that you're there for "personal problems" and they can't delve any further.
 
If you're a mean spirited person you could always tell the receptionist that you can't get an erection, but tell her you just figured out why.
 
Originally posted by: tyler811
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"

"There's something wrong with my d!ck", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose.
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8/10 if that was a joke.

Funny story if it was a story
 
Gotta love how old people say whatever the hell they're thinking.

I remember visiting my grandparents one time and we went to Wal-Mart so they could get some stuff.

My Grandma yells to my Grandpa in the middle of the store "Hey Charlie do you want me to get this toilet paper?!?" and he says "NO!!" and she yells back "Why not!?!?!" and his reply?

"Because it's to thin and my fingers rip through it and get sh!t all of them!"

I was just like OMGWTFNASTY!! and walked away like I didn't know them 😱


 
Old people rule!

G/F Grandma to her Grandpa at dinner with the family: "Hey honey, what do you want to eat since you don't like the meat we are having."
Grandpa: "...Pvssy."

My G/f father was very shocked. It was difficult to keep a strait face.
 
Originally posted by: lokiju
Gotta love how old people say whatever the hell they're thinking.

I remember visiting my grandparents one time and we went to Wal-Mart so they could get some stuff.

My Grandma yells to my Grandpa in the middle of the store "Hey Charlie do you want me to get this toilet paper?!?" and he says "NO!!" and she yells back "Why not!?!?!" and his reply?

"Because it's to thin and my fingers rip through it and get sh!t all of them!"

I was just like OMGWTFNASTY!! and walked away like I didn't know them 😱
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lmao!

i hate that kind of toilet paper too
 
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