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doctor joke

MrDudeMan

Lifer
A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson

with a dead body. As a doctor, youll need to develop two key skills, the professor begins. The first is

stoicism. You cant be disgusted by anything involving the human body. The professor then rolls the body

over, sticks his finger into the corpses butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth. Now do the

same, he instructs. The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the

cadavers anus and then sucking on it. When everyone has finished, the professor continues, the second

skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.
 
it never ceases to amaze me how you idiots will post and say old...

not everyone has heard every joke. for many people this will be new, so just read it and move along. you arent special since you read it before me.
 
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
it never ceases to amaze me how you idiots will post and say old...

not everyone has heard every joke. for many people this will be new, so just read it and move along. you arent special since you read it before me.



If it was true you wouldn't have to say it.
 
Originally posted by: lirion
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
it never ceases to amaze me how you idiots will post and say old...

not everyone has heard every joke. for many people this will be new, so just read it and move along. you arent special since you read it before me.



If it was true you wouldn't have to say it.

that wasnt funny...at all. and yes, you do have to point out things like that to some people or they will actually believe it.
 
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