Doctor got stuck in chimney, died - the Darwin is strong in this one.

[SSSnail]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/08/31/national/a122909D75.DTL

A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.


Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.


While she was trying to break in, the man she was pursuing escaped unnoticed from another exit "to avoid a confrontation," authorities said.

I... got nothing.

 

[UberNeuman]

The Doctor should have gotten a flue shot...

 

[Farang]

flue shots were not her specialty

 

[Lifted]

Those summer flues are the worst. Probably avian.

 

[AndroidVageta]

Thank goodness for this!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

He ran away from his own house?

Anyone else get the feeling he heard her squaking for help and decided to go for a stroll?

 

[preCRT]

That isn't how they made house calls.

 

[SSSnail]

He ran away from his own house?

I would too if there's a crazy bitch with a shovel trying to get in my house.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I would too if there's a crazy bitch with a shovel trying to get in my house.

LOL... check my edit... Methinks there is more to this running away than we see right now...

 

[SSSnail]

LOL... check my edit... Methinks there is more to this running away than we see right now...

At first that's what the popo thought too but they ruled it out.

 

[MJinZ]

Kind of um police failure there.

Still... 3 days with no food and water, possible to survive?

She should have kept her cellphone with her...

 

[SSSnail]

That's what I thought too, assuming she didn't die before being "stuck" in the chimney. Let's say she can survive for a bit, wouldn't her scream get some attention?

 

[MJinZ]

That's what I thought too, assuming she didn't die before being "stuck" in the chimney. Let's say she can survive for a bit, wouldn't her scream get some attention?

It's sad because the missing person's report filed 2 days prior didn't cause anyone to bother looking for her... in maybe her boyfriends place... an extremely obvious location.

 

[Bryophyte]

No Darwin with this one, she was beyond the normal age of reproduction already.

 

[iGas]

It could be that she died of asphyxiation.

 

[amdhunter]

I wonder what she was smoking.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

He ran away from his own house?

Yes, he flue the coop...

 

[TheVrolok]

The Doctor should have gotten a flue shot...

You were first, so, sir, my hat is off.

 

[rh71]

I feel bad for her patients... who was dumb enough to see her?

 

[lxskllr]

Oozing after only 3 days? odd...

 

[0roo0roo]

can you really fit down the chute? or would you slide a bit then fall and shatter your ankles and everything else.

 

[amdhunter]

Oozing after only 3 days? odd...

She should have cleansed with Summer's Eve first.

 

[moshquerade]

ho-ho-ho-no

 

[bignateyk]

ho-ho-ho-no

Let's not jump to conclusions. Just because she was dumb doesn't mean she was a slut.

Although most sluts are pretty dumb.

 

[Phoenix86]

No Darwin with this one, she was beyond the normal age of reproduction already.

Ouch, low blow to the ovaries.