I have a bloody roommate who
1) does his laundry once a semester
2) never washes his plates and cooking utensils for the whole academic year
3) dirties the place with spilt sodas, candy wrappers, papers, sand, mud, hair, sweets, chewing gums
4) allow balls of dust to accumulate over his stuff, thus spilling to my area
5) being inconsiderate blasting his speakers whenever I study, particularly Counterstrike; telling off nor complaining to counselors provide any help
6) being extremely suck-up-to-mummy when I started to take evasive actions; leading to daily vilifying and slandering me everyday to his mummy
7) tries to take advantage of my finances to sustain his already more than enough full-scholarship funding
8) extremely hypocritical when it comes to treatment of my parents and their friends to myself
A rash solution would be to propose that this roommate of mine should be impaled from his ass with a 5cm drill or have his scholarship funding suspended for like a decade. What a bastard roommate. I hope that terror befalls him soon.