Do you wash your hands after doing the doo doo?

[Saint Michael]

Usually after taking a shit, very rarely after taking a piss. Basically no point in the latter case, unless you're a retard who pisses on his hands.

 

[NanoStuff]

I wash once every full moon.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Steve
To anyone who thinks their crotch isn't that dirty (front or back):

(Pasted from another forum)

You're stupid and should really go back to high school biology. Your crotch happens to have a high concentration of sebaceous glands, sweat glands, and other such glands. Not to mention people aren't particularly good about cleaning their gooch/nuts.

Think about what you're saying, if I slapped you with my cock, you'd of course go and wash your face.

Also, have you ever smelled a penis at the end of the day?

Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that your genitals are right next to your asshole, which has been spewing fecal matter throughout your underwear as you fart all day. The same fecal matter that's loaded with all kinds of nasty bacteria that've been known to cause disease.

Clue for you freaks.

There is fecal matter everywhere. There is bacteria everywhere. That doorknob you touched, that elevator button, the money you touch, everything you touch has fecal matter and bacteria. There is a reason we have skin - it's crawling with bacteria and other bugs.

I just farted on my money and now here is your change you freaks.

 

[Kalvin00]

After a shit? Always.

After a whizz? No way.

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: Steve
To anyone who thinks their crotch isn't that dirty (front or back):

(Pasted from another forum)

You're stupid and should really go back to high school biology. Your crotch happens to have a high concentration of sebaceous glands, sweat glands, and other such glands. Not to mention people aren't particularly good about cleaning their gooch/nuts.

Think about what you're saying, if I slapped you with my cock, you'd of course go and wash your face.

Also, have you ever smelled a penis at the end of the day?

Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that your genitals are right next to your asshole, which has been spewing fecal matter throughout your underwear as you fart all day. The same fecal matter that's loaded with all kinds of nasty bacteria that've been known to cause disease.

Yep, farts throw bacteria into your underwear, and it's of course going to end up on your penis.

Touching you butt cheeks is inevitable when you wipe your butt too, despite what spidey says, unless you use an enormous wad of paper.

 

[tomt4535]

i only take upper deckers, and i wash my hands after each one

 

[spidey07]

Wow - so many OCD freaks it's amazing.

Throck, learn how to use the restroom and wipe your butt.

OMG!!! I touched my bum! Mommy says I should sanitize everything! Again, I don't poo in my hands and I don't care about fecal matter as it is everywhere. I fart in your general direction.

 

[Dacalo]

I wash hands whenever I go to the restroom; I also use paper towels to open the door.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: legoman666
can't get sick from your own fecal matter, that would make 0 sense.

....are you kidding me. Go eat your doo doo and tell me you don't get sick

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Yep, farts throw bacteria into your underwear, and it's of course going to end up on your penis.

Touching you butt cheeks is inevitable when you wipe your butt too, despite what spidey says, unless you use an enormous wad of paper.

I don't know about you but I don't fart on my penis.

I suggest you tape yourself when sleeping to see that you constantly fart and spread the deadly fecal matter onto your sheets. You will also witness your own head, nose and everything else rolling around in it. You'll also see your woman rolling around in the deadly "fecal matter".

ZOMG!!! Fecal matter!!!!

freaks.

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Yep, farts throw bacteria into your underwear, and it's of course going to end up on your penis.

Touching you butt cheeks is inevitable when you wipe your butt too, despite what spidey says, unless you use an enormous wad of paper.

I don't know about you but I don't fart on my penis.

I suggest you tape yourself when sleeping to see that you constantly fart and spread the deadly fecal matter onto your sheets. You will also witness your own head, nose and everything else rolling around in it. You'll also see your woman rolling around in the deadly "fecal matter".

ZOMG!!! Fecal matter!!!!

freaks.

You fart into your underpants, and it goes all over your penis. Your underwear actually filter the farts which prevents that bacteria from going into the air. There was a case pretty recently with a nurse who didn't wear underwear, and infected hospital patients in a supposed cleanroom.
Fecal matter and fecal bacteria are BAD. If they weren't, we wouldn't ever wash hands, bathe, etc. Do you think we do these things for no reason? Ever heard of cholera?


I don't really understand how you weren't raised to wash your hands after using the bathroom. Were your parents wolves/gorillas?
You can even go to India and you will see hygiene posters saying to wash your hands. Of course, you somehow know better than every health agency in the world, like the World Health Organization and the CDC.

 

[Imsobored152]

ALLWAYS wash. After ANY trip to the bathroom, bathrooms are disgusting

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Yep, farts throw bacteria into your underwear, and it's of course going to end up on your penis.

Touching you butt cheeks is inevitable when you wipe your butt too, despite what spidey says, unless you use an enormous wad of paper.

I don't know about you but I don't fart on my penis.

I suggest you tape yourself when sleeping to see that you constantly fart and spread the deadly fecal matter onto your sheets. You will also witness your own head, nose and everything else rolling around in it. You'll also see your woman rolling around in the deadly "fecal matter".

ZOMG!!! Fecal matter!!!!

freaks.

B/c when you fart, you can direct the gas from touching any part of your skin, clothing, etc.

Why even wash your clothes, bed sheets, etc?

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: legoman666

Originally posted by: Steve
Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that your genitals are right next to your asshole, which has been spewing fecal matter throughout your underwear as you fart all day. The same fecal matter that's loaded with all kinds of nasty bacteria that've been known to cause disease.

can't get sick from your own fecal matter, that would make 0 sense.

But yes, I wash my hands after #1 and #2. I see spidey's point though, I don't know about you folks, but I don't get shit all over my hands when I take a dump. If I piss in a urinal, some splashes onto my hands though.

Eat your own shit and let us know how that goes. You won't get sick, right?

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Just depends if someone is in the restroom with me.

WInner?

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: legoman666

Originally posted by: Steve
Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that your genitals are right next to your asshole, which has been spewing fecal matter throughout your underwear as you fart all day. The same fecal matter that's loaded with all kinds of nasty bacteria that've been known to cause disease.

can't get sick from your own fecal matter, that would make 0 sense.

But yes, I wash my hands after #1 and #2. I see spidey's point though, I don't know about you folks, but I don't get shit all over my hands when I take a dump. If I piss in a urinal, some splashes onto my hands though.

Eat your own shit and let us know how that goes. You won't get sick, right?

That's what I said Steve! for you

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
One of my best friends, whom I've known for 10+ years doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom. I realized this a few years ago. Everytime he used the restroom, I noticed that as soon as the toilet would flush (whenever I could hear it), the door would open a second later and he would walk out. I started to pay more attention to the sound of a faucet running when he used the restroom, and he definetly doesnt wash his hands for anything. It's completely disgusting. I dont know how or what to say to him though. I dont care what he does at his house, but when he uses the restroom at my house, I wish he would wash his hands.

It has come to this; everytime he uses our restroom, I go to the restroom right after him and I clean the door handle, toilet lever handle, light swicth etc. I wipe it all down with cleaner. And he always finds a way to urinate all over the toilet seat. It takes 30 seconds for me to clean everything, and I know it might seem crazy and excessive, but it completely disgusts me. I feel like a janitor in my own house.

Good grief, dude. Grow a sack. Just tell him. :roll:

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Yep, farts throw bacteria into your underwear, and it's of course going to end up on your penis.

Touching you butt cheeks is inevitable when you wipe your butt too, despite what spidey says, unless you use an enormous wad of paper.

I don't know about you but I don't fart on my penis.

I suggest you tape yourself when sleeping to see that you constantly fart and spread the deadly fecal matter onto your sheets. You will also witness your own head, nose and everything else rolling around in it. You'll also see your woman rolling around in the deadly "fecal matter".

ZOMG!!! Fecal matter!!!!

freaks.

You fart into your underpants, and it goes all over your penis. Your underwear actually filter the farts which prevents that bacteria from going into the air. There was a case pretty recently with a nurse who didn't wear underwear, and infected hospital patients in a supposed cleanroom.
Fecal matter and fecal bacteria are BAD. If they weren't, we wouldn't ever wash hands, bathe, etc. Do you think we do these things for no reason? Ever heard of cholera?


I don't really understand how you weren't raised to wash your hands after using the bathroom. Were your parents wolves/gorillas?
You can even go to India and you will see hygiene posters saying to wash your hands. Of course, you somehow know better than every health agency in the world, like the World Health Organization and the CDC.

Uh... cholera may infest fecal matter, but the feces itself comes out clean initially. We don't shit cholera. And as you mentioned, that was a cleanroom. The patients in there were probably extremely susceptible to infection for some reason or other (ie: in surgery, old, sick, etc).

For a standard person with a decent immune system it poses little if any threat unless you're exposed to large quantities on a daily basis (ie: Medieval Europe).

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I always wash my hands after ANY trip to the bathroom.

FTW

Reminds me of Family Guy...

Peter: You know that sign in the bathroom that said you must wash your wands after visiting the bathroom? That's only for staff, right?

Waiter: Uh, technically yes...

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Yep, farts throw bacteria into your underwear, and it's of course going to end up on your penis.

Touching you butt cheeks is inevitable when you wipe your butt too, despite what spidey says, unless you use an enormous wad of paper.

I don't know about you but I don't fart on my penis.

I suggest you tape yourself when sleeping to see that you constantly fart and spread the deadly fecal matter onto your sheets. You will also witness your own head, nose and everything else rolling around in it. You'll also see your woman rolling around in the deadly "fecal matter".

ZOMG!!! Fecal matter!!!!

freaks.

You fart into your underpants, and it goes all over your penis. Your underwear actually filter the farts which prevents that bacteria from going into the air. There was a case pretty recently with a nurse who didn't wear underwear, and infected hospital patients in a supposed cleanroom.
Fecal matter and fecal bacteria are BAD. If they weren't, we wouldn't ever wash hands, bathe, etc. Do you think we do these things for no reason? Ever heard of cholera?


I don't really understand how you weren't raised to wash your hands after using the bathroom. Were your parents wolves/gorillas?
You can even go to India and you will see hygiene posters saying to wash your hands. Of course, you somehow know better than every health agency in the world, like the World Health Organization and the CDC.

Uh... cholera may infest fecal matter, but the feces itself comes out clean initially. We don't shit cholera. And as you mentioned, that was a cleanroom. The patients in there were probably extremely susceptible to infection for some reason or other (ie: in surgery, old, sick, etc).

For a standard person with a decent immune system it poses little if any threat unless you're exposed to large quantities on a daily basis (ie: Medieval Europe).

Feces doesn't come out clean. It's full of harmful bacteria.

http://www.medfriendly.com/feces.html

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Yep, farts throw bacteria into your underwear, and it's of course going to end up on your penis.

Touching you butt cheeks is inevitable when you wipe your butt too, despite what spidey says, unless you use an enormous wad of paper.

I don't know about you but I don't fart on my penis.

I suggest you tape yourself when sleeping to see that you constantly fart and spread the deadly fecal matter onto your sheets. You will also witness your own head, nose and everything else rolling around in it. You'll also see your woman rolling around in the deadly "fecal matter".

ZOMG!!! Fecal matter!!!!

freaks.

You fart into your underpants, and it goes all over your penis. Your underwear actually filter the farts which prevents that bacteria from going into the air. There was a case pretty recently with a nurse who didn't wear underwear, and infected hospital patients in a supposed cleanroom.
Fecal matter and fecal bacteria are BAD. If they weren't, we wouldn't ever wash hands, bathe, etc. Do you think we do these things for no reason? Ever heard of cholera?


I don't really understand how you weren't raised to wash your hands after using the bathroom. Were your parents wolves/gorillas?
You can even go to India and you will see hygiene posters saying to wash your hands. Of course, you somehow know better than every health agency in the world, like the World Health Organization and the CDC.

Uh... cholera may infest fecal matter, but the feces itself comes out clean initially. We don't shit cholera. And as you mentioned, that was a cleanroom. The patients in there were probably extremely susceptible to infection for some reason or other (ie: in surgery, old, sick, etc).

For a standard person with a decent immune system it poses little if any threat unless you're exposed to large quantities on a daily basis (ie: Medieval Europe).

Feces doesn't come out clean. It's full of harmful bacteria.

http://www.medfriendly.com/feces.html

Harmful? Nothing they listed in there is harmful (aside from parasites). It's dead digestive bacteria. Said bacteria is living in your intestines right now. If you have parasites, then you're right, but beyond that there's nothing innately "harmful" in and of itself.

http://www.textbookofbacteriology.net/normalflora.html

The flora of the large intestine (colon) is qualitatively similar to that found in feces

http://www.medfriendly.com/feces.html

you can get very sick by eating feces because it contains so many types of bacteria

Too much of anything is harmful.

And obviously ingesting it en mass would make you sick. This is the stuff your body rejected. It rejected it for a reason. However, I doubt many people will be ingesting shit any time soon. A fart cannot give a healthy adult cholera except under extremely unlikely circumstances.

 

[Kaolccips]

I get sick once every few years and I only wash sometimes
(thought I know I should wash everytime.. I just forget.. apparently my parents ARE wolves)

and when I mean sick.. I mean even headache/cold/runny nose/etc..

 

[Throckmorton]

The 18 of you who are non washers--- how about you wash your hands as a courtesy to the rest of the population, who expect you to have clean hands when touching their belongings, shaking hands, etc. If you think no one cares, then tell them that you don't wash after crapping, and see how they react. It's not just the bacteria which you evidently don't believe in, but that it's disgusting to have some guy wipe his ass, grab a door handle used by someone who MAY have gotten sh!t on his hand, and then touch you.

 

[Throckmorton]

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2087.html

http://www.webmd.com/news/2003...-bathroom-hand-washing

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hand-washing/HQ00407

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
The 18 of you who are non washers--- how about you wash your hands as a courtesy to the rest of the population, who expect you to have clean hands when touching their belongings, shaking hands, etc. If you think no one cares, then tell them that you don't wash after crapping, and see how they react. It's not just the bacteria which you evidently don't believe in, but that it's disgusting to have some guy wipe his ass, grab a door handle used by someone who MAY have gotten sh!t on his hand, and then touch you.

1. I do wash after crapping as a courtesy to others. It's after number 1 that I don't see the point.
2. The bacteria you speak of are not harmful in and of themselves.
3. In the unlikely event that I get sick from someone else's unwashed hands, assuming it's nothing life-threatening, then I see it as an opportunity to strengthen my immune system. In any case, it takes a hell of an infection to stop me from continuing my daily activities.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc