Do you want to see what happend to the last stupid pirate that insulted me?

BigJ

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What you don't know is that pirate has a cannon from his ship aimed right at you.
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Awesome. You devised a plan to read his book/magazine.

yup, now i just sneak up on unsuspecting pirates and I can read their books for FREE!!!
 

sharkeeper

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What you don't know is that pirate has a cannon from his ship aimed right at you.

Actually that'd be a twin tube Synrad 100W CO2 laser precisely collimated on that rope.
 

Modeps

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You're not a ninja. Ninjas dont take pictures of themselves and brag about themselves wooping pirates. I dont even think he's a real pirate... I mean, what kind of pirate sits in a lawn chair?
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: Modeps
You're not a ninja. Ninjas dont take pictures of themselves and brag about themselves wooping pirates. I dont even think he's a real pirate... I mean, what kind of pirate sits in a lawn chair?

Oh believe me he's a real pirate. That was the only decent place to sleep last night after some kid dropped a spoon and he got the WHOLE TOWN drunk.
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: Modeps
You're not a ninja. Ninjas dont take pictures of themselves and brag about themselves wooping pirates. I dont even think he's a real pirate... I mean, what kind of pirate sits in a lawn chair?

You have to realize I only allowed myself to be photographed for educational purposed. It is a good learning tool for all the little ninjas and ninjettes. You also have to realize that pirates are idiots. Pirates will do stupid things that defy logic and not even think twice about it. If fact this pirate was reading "Ninja Weekly" magazine and wearing an eye patch over his good eye.....ya, think about that for a minute!