Do you understand any of Perk's posts?

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I don't think I've ever read a Perk post that has made sense to me. I don't know whether to feel dumb or...well I don't know what else to feel.

Here is a prime example:

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: ironwing
I'm enjoying a delicious Mounds bar with the dark chocolate and coconut. And, as I think everytime I eat a Mounds bar, I think "Why don't they put almonds in Mounds bars or use dark chocolate for Almond Joys? It is so obvious.

Enforced flavor segregation is a lingering relic of our backward and shameful past, but these days, the darky cho-cho is everywhere, and I'm loving me some.

Some bars score 80% on the negritude scale. This used to be illegal in many southern states.

Gone are the days, my friend, when lovers of the hard core dark used to found skulking around the bakery section of Supermarkets late at night picking up the uncut baker's stuff for baking . . . yeah, that's right, officer, for baking. <shifty eyes>

Don't get me wrong though, Perk is one of my favorite moderators :heart:



I am deciding the fate of this thread. Back in a few.


edit:
Temporary reprieve on this one.


esquared
Anandtech Senior Moderator

I selected yes but would also vote for "u r dum". Perk is one of the best posters here.

 

[kranky]

I like Perk's posts. That one was particularly good.

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
I only understand him if I'm in sectors R or N.

They never come up into the hills!

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: destrekor
....
Well, I guess that means I love myself. From here own out, I will accept this, and shall commence complete self love as much as I can for the rest of my life.

Next you'll be asking for political approval of marriage between a person and the same person. Oh my, the slippery slope is coming true.

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: ironwing
His post made perfect sense to me. That particular post is bumping up against masterpiece status.

Perk is an expert at intercourse.

I agree with these statements. If you don't get perknose's posts, don't hurt yourself trying.

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: skyking

Originally posted by: ironwing
His post made perfect sense to me. That particular post is bumping up against masterpiece status.

Perk is an expert at intercourse.

I agree with these statements. If you don't get perknose's posts, don't hurt yourself trying.

If this continues, Perknose's head will get too big to get through the door to atot.

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: ironwing
His post made perfect sense to me. That particular post is bumping up against masterpiece status.

Seconded. :thumbsup:

<--- dark chocolate lover

 

[dbk]

dark chocolate is f'in nasty..

 

[Nik]

The suckups in this thread amaze me.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: dbk
dark chocolate is f'in nasty..

Good dark chocolate is awesome. I used to hate it when I was a kid, but 70% cacao chocolate has subtle flavors and notes that milk chocolate doesn't have.

I like milk chocolate and white chocolate, but not Hershey's. Lindt and Green & Black's are my favorite moderately priced brands.

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: dbk
dark chocolate is f'in nasty..

Good dark chocolate is awesome. I used to hate it when I was a kid, but 70% cacao chocolate has subtle flavors and notes that milk chocolate doesn't have.

I like milk chocolate and white chocolate, but not Hershey's. Lindt and Green & Black's are my favorite moderately priced brands.

Esther Price in dayton/cincinnati, ohio has great, 'affordable' chocolate. Their dark chocolate doesn't have the waxy taste of some more expensive brands. I lived two blocks from a store for 10 years. This made it rather convenient to shop for presents.

The only hersey's I can eat now is the special dark.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Interesting poster. SlitheryDee approves. :thumbups;

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Interesting poster. SlitheryDee approves. :thumbups;

lol. Fruedian slip, methinks.

( x )
:thumbsup:

 

[Gothgar]

wow... I hope Perk cleaned his ass today, this thread sure has a lot of lips on it

 

[IGBT]

perk speaks in tonges and encription.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: vshah
i understand him fine....spaceman on the other hand... *whooosh*

Perk is easily the most linguistically skilled poster here. Pure textual pornography.

I shake my head in confusion at spaceman's posts. Then I try to figure out what drugs he's consuming, and where I can obtain them.

 

[SlickSnake]

All the MODs here are driven slowly insane over time as they are constantly driven to the absolute depths of depravity and perversity in their moral war against trollism, flamism, neffism, and douchebaggery.

Then after countless nervous breakdowns, copious amounts of medication and alcohol, and endless soul searching 10 step moderator meetings, at some point the MODs finally reach the supreme state of impassive sarcastic nirvana that many here would call Oldsmoboatism.

And if they fail to reach that state of nirvana after too many futile tries, the mystical golden Banstick is then taken away. And they are then doomed to haunt these boards as incorporeal wraiths forever, neither dead nor undead, and they are mentally tortured for all eternity with the thought that they will never achieve true Oldsmoboatism and move into the next plane of forum existence, known as VBulletin.

 

[esquared]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake
All the MODs here are driven slowly insane over time as they are constantly driven to the absolute depths of depravity and perversity in their moral war against trollism, flamism, neffism, and douchebaggery.

This

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Nik
The suckups in this thread amaze me.

The "I am so cool 'cause I am different" pukes don't surprise or amaze me at all.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake
All the MODs here are driven slowly insane over time as they are constantly driven to the absolute depths of depravity and perversity in their moral war against trollism, flamism, neffism, and douchebaggery.

Then after countless nervous breakdowns, copious amounts of medication and alcohol, and endless soul searching 10 step moderator meetings, at some point the MODs finally reach the supreme state of impassive sarcastic nirvana that many here would call Oldsmoboatism.

And if they fail to reach that state of nirvana after too many futile tries, the mystical golden Banstick is then taken away. And they are then doomed to haunt these boards as incorporeal wraiths forever, neither dead nor undead, and they are mentally tortured for all eternity with the thought that they will never achieve true Oldsmoboatism and move into the next plane of forum existence, known as VBulletin.

I approve of this message...
:laugh:

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
I only understand him if I'm in sectors R or N.

You mean you don't understand him in sector zz plural alpha?

:Q

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Nik
The suckups in this thread amaze me.

The "I am so cool 'cause I am different" pukes don't surprise or amaze me at all.

Go eat your vitamines and take your afternoon nap, old man :evil:

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Nik
The suckups in this thread amaze me.

The "I am so cool 'cause I am different" pukes don't surprise or amaze me at all.

Go eat your vitamines and take your afternoon nap, old man :evil:

If my vitamines you mean your mom and by nap you mean...
:shocked:

 

[JM Aggie08]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Nik
The suckups in this thread amaze me.

The "I am so cool 'cause I am different" pukes don't surprise or amaze me at all.

Go eat your vitamines and take your afternoon nap, old man :evil:

If my vitamines you mean your mom and by nap you mean...
:shocked:

Pwned by a geriatric.

:beer:

 

[zinfamous]

voted "yes" before I saw the "u r dumb" option.

clearly, you are likely too dumb to understand these posts. That is not meant to be offensive.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
His posts make me feel all warm and tingly inside.

KT

He has more than one?

:Q