Do you think you'll survive against 20,000 Army Men?

[jtvang125]

Say 20,000 army men came to life and attacked you inside your house. They have artillery, a few apaches and tanks. You can use whatever you have in your house but just can't go outside.

 

[Tristicus]

Say I don't give a fuck.

 

[lord_emperor]

To scale, their bullets are probably equivalent to grains of sand in the wind.

Tanks shells = exploding BBs.

And of course they can't make a scale nuclear weapon, critical mass just isn't possible.

I imagine it hurting about as much as playing with a litter of 3 week old kittens.

 

[PottedMeat]

shit, so i can't use a magnifying glass and sunlight?


...i'll just step on them with shoes. or burn the house down.

 

[jtvang125]

To scale, their bullets are probably equivalent to grains of sand in the wind.

Tanks shells = exploding BBs.

And of course they can't make a scale nuclear weapon, critical mass just isn't possible.

I imagine it hurting about as much as playing with a litter of 3 week old kittens.

An amry men figure is like what, 2 inches? So the tank I would guess would be a good 10 inches or so. The tank shells would be around the size of a .22 caliber bullet and a HE round would definitely be more than just exploding BBs.

 

[TuxDave]

An amry men figure is like what, 2 inches? So the tank I would guess would be a good 10 inches or so. The tank shells would be around the size of a .22 caliber bullet and a HE round would definitely be more than just exploding BBs.

Wait, we're giving cheap plastic toy soldiers real weapons now? I was imagining more like the Toy Story toy soldiers where all they had was just mass and not any real weapons.

 

[Key West]

http://www.wimp.com/cannonfiring/

Yeah.. even 500 of these army would rape face you. They can break the windows so easily then blast your eye balls out.

 

[TehMac]

...i'll just step on them with shoes. or burn the house down.

talk about an overreaction...

 

[NL5]

An amry men figure is like what, 2 inches? So the tank I would guess would be a good 10 inches or so. The tank shells would be around the size of a .22 caliber bullet and a HE round would definitely be more than just exploding BBs.

I get .12 caliber - about 2/3 the size of a BB

 

[BoomerD]

Couple of cans of hair spray and a lighter ought to do the trick.

 

[xanis]

Couple of cans of hair spray and a lighter ought to do the trick.

Beaten to it. I came in here to post exactly this.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Just go "GODZIIRRAAA!!!!!" on them.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I'd lead them out to my garage and then run over them with my lawnmower.

 

[llee]

I'd use my [it's over] 9000 zerglings to swarm em.

 

[OUCaptain]

Yes. My house has doors on the inside too. It also has an attic.

 

[Soccerman06]

Can I use my weed whacked and lawn mower, they are in the garage. If not I have a couple of propane torches I could use.

 

[bfdd]

I'd fucking burn them all.

 

[F1N3ST]

say i don't give a fuck.

qft.