Do you think that James Bond has ever performed safe sex?

NFS4

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Haha, I bet James has VD's galore. I think that in "clean" TV/Movies, the only men that can top him are Jerry Seinfeld and Captain Kirk :D
 

Orsorum

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I was wondering the same thing...

"In three movies, James Bond has undone about ten years worth of sex education."
 

Occifer

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Peirce Brosnan said in a Maxim interview that Bond dosen't have time for safe sex. He said that he could get his b@lls shot off at any minute!
 

UNCjigga

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I'm sure Q's whipped something up for a super spy stud without any time to whip out a conventional condom...
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: HighTechRedneck
Peirce Brosnan said in a Maxim interview that Bond dosen't have time for safe sex. He said that he could get his b@lls shot off at any minute!

Yeah, I saw a similar interview in Esquire where that question was asked;)
 

PsychoAndy

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Haha, I bet James has VD's galore. I think that in "clean" TV/Movies, the only men that can top him are Jerry Seinfeld and Captain Kirk :D

There was an SNL skit about this exact subject.

-PAB
 

JellyBaby

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Psssst. James Bond is a fictional character. He'll only get STDs if they write it that way. End of psssst.
 

Koing

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Originally posted by: JellyBaby
Psssst. James Bond is a fictional character. He'll only get STDs if they write it that way. End of psssst.

 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: JellyBaby
Psssst. James Bond is a fictional character. He'll only get STDs if they write it that way. End of psssst.

Psssst. You ever heard of a thing called a sense of humour? End of psssst.
 

Zebo

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No wonder they won't let the series just die, he probably has child support payments in 175 counties.

Sean Connery Bond Hell no.

Roger Moore not needed.

Pierce bronson is a 90's man........ yes.

 

0roo0roo

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well they never show the actual penetration... and who knows what gadgets he has:)
 

Bignate603

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Of course he has safe sex, he always has protection, usually in the form of a large caliber handgun.
 
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Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Originally posted by: NFS4
Haha, I bet James has VD's galore. I think that in "clean" TV/Movies, the only men that can top him are Jerry Seinfeld and Captain Kirk :D

There was an SNL skit about this exact subject.

-PAB

"Hello, Batman? Oh, no, stay on the line, Robin. This concerns you too."

:Q

- M4H
 

DanTMWTMP

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20-30 more posts..and will u also be silenced like nik? aha 30,000...dang..that's truly a milestone....well then again..u were like the first dude in anandtech....(26~ posts a day!? @_@ )