Do you think Clay Aiken gets decent groupies?

[AStar617]

I'd be curious to see what kind of chicks are flinging their bloomers onstage at him. I mean, somebody went out and bought those albums, and still goes to the shows... the law of averages would dictate that squeaky clean Clay has gotten some trim on at least one dressing room table since his Americal Idol heyday.

Problem is, though, the "sweet and innocent" type that would listen to his wholesome, chicken-soup-for-the-soul songs would be way too modest to ever throw themselves at him. I can't get by that roadblock in the logic. My most likely solution would be MILF...

Talk amongst yourselves!

 

[Tylanner]

I'm sure he gets thousands of mormons and bible huggers.

 

[Queasy]

I thought he played for the other team?

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I thought he played for the other team?

 

[Qwest]

what bothers me is how Clay gets all the attention even though Ruben won. that's kind of messed up.

(puts race card away)

 

[Viper GTS]

Probably large black men.

Viper GTS

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: binoculaz
what bothers me is how Clay gets all the attention even though Ruben won. that's kind of messed up.

(puts race card away)

Clay has alot more singing talent. But a whitey won the last American Idol.

 

[bobbybe01]

I'm sure he gets thousands of mormons and bible huggers.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01

I'm sure he gets thousands of mormons and bible huggers.

My problem with the Mormon/bible thumper angle is that their beliefs would prevent them from being (easily) bent over a backstage couch.

However, due to popular demand, I guess a male option needs to be added to the poll... lol

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: Queasy
I thought he played for the other team?

 

[AdamSnow]

Whenever he's on TV, lots of girls are screaming for him...

so I bet he get's his fair amount of trim.

 

[PlatinumGold]

i still think aiken looks like martin short.

 

[b0mbrman]

If they're male and he sleeps with them are they still groupies or are they just roadies he has sex with?

I've never been sure on the terminology

 

[sixone]

"Decent groupies" = oxymoron.

 

[nakedfrog]

I know someone who works at Wal-mart, and says that most of the people she sees buying his CDs are women in their 30s-40s. I vote MILF.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
i still think aiken looks like martin short.

I think you're right.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: sixone
"Decent groupies" = oxymoron.

Hah, point taken. Should read "decent looking groupies". The assumption being that "decent" here means "fair to middlin'" instead of "morally correct", and that groupies don't get picked based on their uber math skills.

 

[dquan97]

pics of said groupies?

 

[SP33Demon]

Where are the options for "Who gives a sht" and "Stop posting"?

 

[wheresmybacon]

That guy makes Richard Simmons look like John Wayne. Boys 4tw!

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Where are the options for "Who gives a sht" and "Stop posting"?

The same option that says "don't click here if you aren't interested in this topic"

 

[azazyel]

the dude is as queer as a three dollar bill

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Where are the options for "Who gives a sht" and "Stop posting"?

that would be next to "not replying to a thread i have no interest in".

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
i still think aiken looks like martin short.

I think you're right.

agreed. everytime i see him, i think Martin Short.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Where are the options for "Who gives a sht" and "Stop posting"?

The same option that says "don't click here if you aren't interested in this topic"

lol... I just wanted to see who really gave a sht about Cl(G)ay Aiken!