Do you think Chuck Norris has ever round house kicked himself?

[BigToque]

Do you think he's ever taught himself a lesson?

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can
cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

 

[Trey22]

Warning: Don't go to sleep tonite... making a thread this stupid only gets you round-housed.

 

[KillyKillall]

enough with Chuck already...kill the hairy bastard

 

[jupiter57]

Once, me and ol' Chuck.......

Oh wait, different thread. 🙂

 

[Sphexi]

There are certain people in the world, who are simply too badass for words. They are the following, in order of most badass to least badass.

Chuck Norris
Mr. T
Hulk Hogan
The Legendary Armand Assante
Rossman


Vin Diesel did not make the list, as he is simply not badass.

 

[UNCjigga]

Yes he has, at least according to the Big Bang Theory of how the universe was created.

 

[OdiN]

KILL YOURSELF

 

[TBone48]

I think I'm over the whole (up)Chuck Norris thing.

 

[python023]

Bruce Lee FTW

 

[JulesMaximus]

Charles Bronson would PWN Fvck Norris.