Do you think Canada has war plans to invade the US?

Red Squirrel

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I wonder, since I saw them adding more ice walls around the parliment on the news. Apparently they got the tank to start too, needed a new spark plug. We mean serious business.

In all seriousness, we probably do have a bigger military then what we think. This is a rather vast land and I'm sure there are decent plans to defend in case we were to be attacked.
 

RoloMather

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The department in Canada responsible for war planning had an annual budget of just $1,200. During the clandestine information-gathering for Defense Scheme Number One, staff members of the department actually entered the United States to take photographs and to procure free maps at gas stations.
 

Bignate603

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Probably, but if the plans are realistic at all it will probably concede that invasion isn't that likely to succeed.
 

eldorado99

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We should challenge the states to a one on one tank battle, like a duel. Our Leopards are better than the Abrams any day. Problem is, once the states loses and takes it out on us we are screwed. Can't we just all be friends? :)
 

HannibalX

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We should challenge the states to a one on one tank battle, like a duel. Our Leopards are better than the Abrams any day. Problem is, once the states loses and takes it out on us we are screwed. Can't we just all be friends? :)

lol you're smoking crack.
 

Squisher

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Canada has a secret army of 1 million cloned Inuits that kill by overcoming their adversaries with the smell of whale blubber farts. You'll know that Canada has released their hoard from the sound of approaching train whistles (hockey reference).
 

rudeguy

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I was trying to have a serious discussion damn it!

Ok...I give up. I will also admit that I have been telling my son since he was very young, that Canadians eat rats. He also thinks that his mom is 45 (she is 32).
 

Schadenfroh

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lol you're smoking crack.

Depends on which Leopard model. Australia replaced some of their older Leopard tanks with refurb Abrams a few years ago. Germany produces competitive tanks. IIRC, the original main gun on the Abrams was manufactured in Germany. They are produced state side now, AFAIK.
 

rudeguy

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what's that Israeli tank? That thing is supposed to be indestructible but not very mobile. It gets something like 6 gallons to the mile.
 

Bl0cks

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Canada would never invade us. Their economy would suffer greatly. loleconomy
 

Bignate603

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We should challenge the states to a one on one tank battle, like a duel. Our Leopards are better than the Abrams any day. Problem is, once the states loses and takes it out on us we are screwed. Can't we just all be friends? :)

Hah, I'm sorry but the Leopard that Canada has isn't a match for the Abrams. Canada is currently borrowing tanks from Germany to use in Afghanistan. Their plan to upgrade their armored division is currently to buy used vehicles from Belgium. While we all know that a tanks depreciate like crazy as soon as you drive them off the lot you don't get the newest features when you buy used.
 
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sivart

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Why would they want to invade? Obama is making us become exactly like them...we could just peacefully merge.