Do you think anyone will find out who I am?

So, this stupid pizza delivery guy left his car WIDE OPEN. So of course, I took his CDs. Stupid idiot. Later that night, I also started to stalk my neighbor friend...I think he is hot. I hope he meets me with a bat at the door when I decide to break in, that way, when I overpower him, I will have an unlubed bat. Do you think either of them will find out its me? One just called the cops...I think I will continue...

PS. I just got dumped by my ex-boyfriend. He never found out I was a man though, cause he was prude. Anyway, I still feel for him, so I keep forwarding jokes to him. Should I stop?

 

[bootymac]

omgwtfbbq.. seriously

 

[RagingBITCH]

You can't combine multiple parodies into one thread. That's against every rule, plus it's just lame. -9/infinity

 

[gsaldivar]

0/10

 

[pyonir]

:thumbsdown:

 

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
You can't combine multiple parodies into one thread. That's against every rule, plus it's just lame. -9/infinity

Parodies? Huh?

 

[goblue420]

Originally posted by: bootymac
omgwtfbbq.. seriously

 

[Mallow]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
You can't combine multiple parodies into one thread. That's against every rule, plus it's just lame. -9/infinity

Parodies? Huh?

Your a winner in my book... don't let anyone tell you different!

 

[LSUfan]

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: gsaldivar
0/10

I caught that. You suck @ teh Parody Thread. You get a zero. C'mon man; ya'gotta come up w/your OWN tragic life stories to post on ATOT, not rip off other folks.

You<-- = Teh Lame-@SS

 

[Ryan]

ROTF I've never had one of my threads parodied, it's an honor

 

[cressida]

thou suckiest

 

Originally posted by: Mallow

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
You can't combine multiple parodies into one thread. That's against every rule, plus it's just lame. -9/infinity

Parodies? Huh?

Your a winner in my book... don't let anyone tell you different!

 

[brxndxn]

lol.. that'd be cool to see a gay guy go around being a bully

 

Originally posted by: brxndxn
lol.. that'd be cool to see a gay guy go around being a bully

I will slap the sh!t out of people!

 

[mrCide]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Pliablemoose]

A great parody thread has pics...

1/10

 

[randomlinh]

-100/10

 

[xSkyDrAx]

NT

 

[Syringer]

-inf/10

 

Originally posted by: Syringer
-inf/10

SPIDER!

You just got served!