Do you suffer from chair sliding syndrome?

[DannyBoy]

Over the course of each hour I seem to end up at a 45 degree angle ready to fall off my chair, prompting me to reposition myself so I'm sitting upright again.

Am I alone or does anyone else suffer from chair sliding syndrome?

 

[clamum]

Uh... no.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Stop greasing your pants.

 

[VirtualLarry]

Next time, don't buy teflon-coated chairs?

 

[momeNt]

OP is a spineless coward. Alphas don't slink off of chairs. Back straight, chest out, chin up. Alpha.

 

[zokudu]

What kind of retard falls off their chair 8 times a day?

 

[CraigRT]

I have no such problems. And neither should you.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Yeah. I don't almost fall off but do end up needing to reposition pretty often. These chairs suck.

 

[CPA]

sometimes.

When my 16 year old was younger (2nd/3rd grade) we used to get notes from his teacher that he would fall out of his chair. Knowing him, we still don't know if it was intentional or not.

 

[herrjimbo]

maybe it's too much anal lube soaking throught your pants.

 

[Mixolydian]

I can't remember the last time I fell off a chair. Not even drunk.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

How on Earth are so many of you able to operate a computer, yet be incapable of operating a chair? If you could unfreeze a caveman from 50,000 years ago, the concept of a computer would be utterly bewildering, but "comfy rock" would be right in his wheelhouse.

 

[DannyBoy]

How on Earth are so many of you able to operate a computer, yet be incapable of operating a chair? If you could unfreeze a caveman from 50,000 years ago, the concept of a computer would be utterly bewildering, but "comfy rock" would be right in his wheelhouse.

I once worked at a company where I sat and watched 4 people with computer science degrees spend 10 minutes trying to switch a television on, I-shit-you-not.

 

[OverVolt]

Not only do I suffer from this syndrome i also suffer from drooling syndrome, trolling syndrome, narcissistic syndrome, and unproductivity syndrome.

 

[OverVolt]

I once worked at a company where I sat and watched 4 people with computer science degrees spend 10 minutes trying to switch a television on, I-shit-you-not.

Because they spent $50k in college learning how to turn on televisions for homework.

 

[tokie]

I sit on an exercise ball.

 

[clamum]

A couple of replies in this thread have caused me to stifle my laughs in the office. Thanks for that.

 

[DannyBoy]

Because they spent $50k in college learning how to turn on televisions for homework.

I'd expect someone with a $50k education to be able to build a television, let alone turn it on.

 

[Albatross]

That`s what happens when stance of dominance is missing.

 

[TheVrolok]

How on Earth are so many of you able to operate a computer, yet be incapable of operating a chair? If you could unfreeze a caveman from 50,000 years ago, the concept of a computer would be utterly bewildering, but "comfy rock" would be right in his wheelhouse.

Awesome.

 

[Doppel]

Yes. I don't fall off but constantly slide.

 

[MattyT]

Over the course of each hour I seem to end up at a 45 degree angle ready to fall off my chair, prompting me to reposition myself so I'm sitting upright again.

Am I alone or does anyone else suffer from chair sliding syndrome?

HI Danny...

I have joined this forum totally to support you and raise awareness for chair sliding syndrome.
I have pretty much exact same symptoms, unconscious sliding till my chest is at 45' or my thighs are horizontal. Realising at this point I have horrendous posture, I re-seat my arse and straighten up everything - feet, legs, hips, back, shoulders, neck...
Before long I am off posture and wriggling in frustration..
Happens in the office chair, church chair, car seat....
Wtf. Glad I'm not alone!

 

[ctbaars]

Chair sliding syndrome is a choice, not genetic. They should not be allowed to marry. Disgusting ...

 

[BD231]

Sounds like a motivation problem.