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Do you stroke it?

Tetsuo

Tetsuo

Lifer
Well, do you?

HAH, you all prolly thought im sick in the head 😛

Anyways found a cool program that lets you use mouse movements to execute certain commands, pretty cool
 
Originally posted by: Tetsuo
Well, do you? HAH, you all prolly thought im sick in the head 😛 Anyways found a cool program that lets you use mouse movements to execute certain commands, pretty cool
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I'm going to stroke my gun after shooting someone later.
 
Strokin'
Written by - Clarence Carter

I stroke it to the east I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
When I start making love
I don't just make love I be strokin'
That's what I be doing I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late late show?
Well let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Well let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time making love on the back seat of a car
And the Police came and shined his light on me and I said
I'm strokin'...That's what I'm doing I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something
How long has it been since you made love?...Huh!
Did you make love yesterday?
Did you make love last week?
Did you make love last year?
Or maybe it might be that you're planning on making love tonight
Well just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short and be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's satisfied
And I can always tell when she get's satisfied
Cause when she's satisfied she starts callin' my name
She says...
Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter
Ohh Shit!
Clarence Carter
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her
You know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me
She said...
Stroke it Clarence Carter
But don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough
You can stick it up my...Oh!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my...Oh!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
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