Do you still use soap in the shower?

[Mayne]

I do. There must be 20 different bottles of stuff in my shower right now, and I can't read a damn thing on any of them...my eyes are terrible. So irish spring soap for everything.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Body wash in a pump bottle is required

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Yes. I want to feel fresh and clean!

 

[JulesMaximus]

As opposed to what?

Dude, get some eye glasses.

 

[Darwin333]

Umm, yes? I don't get in the shower just to get wet.

 

[BoomerD]

Body wash in a pump bottle is required

<insert img of girl soap>

Wow...I never realized you were female.

 

[Mayne]

my eyes goddamn

 

[Mayne]

i love not seeing in the shower

 

[Ns1]

Wow...I never realized you were female.

liquid soap > *

 

[JulesMaximus]

i love not seeing in the shower

You love peeing in the shower?

 

[lxskllr]

liquid soap > *

The only liquid soap I use in the shower is Dr Bronners peppermint on occasion. It feels especially good when it's hot out. 'Body washes' either smell like a woman's makeup bag, or a Port-A-Pot.

 

[Zanovar]

soap dries me up fuck that shit.You are never more vulnerable than when you are in a shower.

 

[Darwin333]

soap dries me up fuck that shit.You are never more vulnerable than when you are in a shower.

And we have just discovered the reason that you haven't been laid in a decade...

 

[Zanovar]

And we have just discovered the reason that you haven't been laid in a decade...

hahah

 

[BoomerD]

You love peeing in the shower?

Don't ALL guys?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Don't ALL guys?

I wouldn't say I love it. It's just convenient.

 

[BoomerD]

I wouldn't say I love it. It's just convenient.

A gentleman is a man who steps out of the shower to pee...I always figured it went down the same set of pipes, so why bother?

 

[brianmanahan]

Don't ALL guys?

not ones who aren't barbarians

 

[BoomerD]

not ones who aren't real men.

I can't offer any real advice for folks like you...except, MAN UP!

 

[sandorski]

Old Spice Body Wash

 

[who?]

http://www.subzin.com/quotes/M156144dfbd/Whitney+Cummings:+I+Love+You/don't+pee.

 

[Crono]

I alternate between dead sea soaps and glycerin soaps (whole foods 365, usually).

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Yes, just water is boring to jack off with.

 

[John Connor]

I try to use this as much as possible.

https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc...506180985&sr=8-1&keywords=weiner+cleaner+soap

 

[WaTaGuMp]

626 reviews, lol.