Do you still feel like a man ...

[FP]

... when you are all out of big silverware and have to use the small spoons and forks?

 

[KarmaPolice]

yes, i don't base my man status on what I eat with..I am not that insecure

 

[FoBoT]

i go with plastic first

 

[Steve]

I eat with my hands.

 

[Goosemaster]

I eat with my face.

The rest is irrelevant.

 

[K1052]

I eat with my penis.

 

[PepePeru]

a real man wouldn't even allow small spoons and forks in his house.

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
a real man wouldn't even allow small spoons and forks in his house.

lol... so true

the cereal-to-milk ratio is skewed when i have to use the small spoons. ruins my whole morning.

 

[TheUnk]

I prefer to use small spoons for icecream.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

I like eating dessert with small spoons, it lasts longer

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: binister
... when you are all out of big silverware and have to use the small spoons and forks?

I feel even better...they make my hands look bigger

 

[loup garou]

Um, do the dishes.

 

[honkydory]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Um, do the dishes.

who does dishes.

 

[TheUnk]

Originally posted by: honkydory

Originally posted by: loup garou
Um, do the dishes.

who does dishes.

The same guy who always gets the little spoon when he asks his wife for it.

 

[Sqube]

I like having cereal with a smaller spoon so I can have the milk at the end.

But I'm a manly man with a big dick, so it's acceptable.

 

[iRONic]

Originally posted by: K1052
I eat with my penis.

"But if that elephant trunk shoves one more peanut up my ass..."

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: honkydory

Originally posted by: loup garou
Um, do the dishes.

who does dishes.

the girl ... or the man with the mancard revoked

 

[eLiu]

How the hell can you be out of silverware... big dinner party?

Otherwise, wash your dishes, pigboy.

Edit: Oh yeah, unless you're having soup, USE CHOPSTICKS! Best utensil ever.

 

[nakedfrog]

It makes me feel like a giant!

 

[manowar821]

Someone called me a i love you for using chopsticks. At a JAPANESE RESTAURANT.

Some men are pathetic like that.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
a real man wouldn't even allow small spoons and forks in his house.

Spoken like a single guy. My wife LOVES the little forks and spoons. Little did I know that you're supposed to eat cake w/the little fork. Heck, I've always used the serving fork! Big mouth + big fork + cake = cake gone in two bites

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: manowar821
Someone called me a i love you for using chopsticks. At a JAPANESE RESTAURANT.

Some men are pathetic like that.

:laugh:

 

[TallBill]

No, 3 utensils is enough for almost every meal.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: G Wizard
a real man wouldn't even allow small spoons and forks in his house.

Spoken like a single guy. My wife LOVES the little forks and spoons. Little did I know that you're supposed to eat cake w/the little fork. Heck, I've always used the serving fork! Big mouth + big fork + cake = cake gone in two bites

A real man will eat that cake with his hands. The fun part is letting the wife/girlfriend lick the icing off your fingers afterwards.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Only a child would take the position that the utensil one uses defines their manhood.