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Eli

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ass? An ounce?
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LOL yeah. What usually happens is that some guy gets a visit from his wife/gf, and the wife/gf will bring it with her in her vagina... then when she gets to the visiting room, she goes to the bathroom and removes it, and puts it in her underwear if she's wearing a skirt, or in her socks if she's wearing pants. Then they'll swap it, and the guy will then 'hoop' or 'suitcase' it (same thing.. just means hiding it in your ass).

Funny story, this one guy wanted to bring in some stuff, but he didn't know anybody to get some stuff... so he came to us. We got somebody to send his gf a bunch of stuff, that included pot, hash, heroine and pills, just a huge assortments of things. Generally, people would package the stuff in log shape... like a dildo, so it'll be easier going in. Well, his gf was completely new at this, so she didn't exactly know what she was doing... so she bundled the stuff into a freaking ball! Anyways, when his gf finally comes to visit him, she passes the stuff over to him, and he sits there dumbfounded. How the fvck am i going to hoop this he's thinking. And he sits there for hours, just fuming and wondering how he's goign to bring it back in. You need to hide it, because you get a pat down when you enter and leave the visiting around. So he's there for hours, and we're all wondering what the hell was going on, that maybe he got busted or something.

Well, apparently after a couple of hours, he decided he needed to bring this thing in. There's no way he was going to toss out the stuff. So he gets this ball of dope, that's hard as a freaking rock because it's so packed together, and pointy as hell because of some of the pills... and just sits on it... i mean he just stuck the thing on his ass, then just sat on it, and up it went. Of course it required a lot of force, and he said he was in so much pain when he did it he felt like hitting his gf, but he got up and returned to the cell block. As he returns, we're all sitting at the table, and ask him if he has it. He doesn't answer, and heads directly to his cell. He's screaming as he's getting the stuff out, and we're all wondering wtf happened. Then he returns to the table, and plop this peach size thing on the table (of course he removed the first couple of lays of condom before bringing it out... generally they're wrapped a few times so they don't get contaminated in the trafficking process). And we're stunned, but then realize what he did and couldn't stop laughing for days.

That's some of the measures people do to bring in stuff... and dope was soooo common inside.
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LMFAO.

You speak about it as if it's normal. That's the funny part. ;)
 
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Eli

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Hmm.. My second DP with the new forums. I didn't even push the reply button twice or anything. :confused:
 
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Soybomb

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Lol I'd call shenanigans but its too funny :D

if some guy was going to bring in an ounce of pot through his ass, he was going to bring in the best he could get his hands on
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You'd think that would be the time when quality...just really doesn't matter anymore! I'd like to compare it to something, but no analogy can do justice to making sure you have a quality product to pull from your ass and smoke. "Mine tastes rubbery......."

My second DP
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Word has it if you can handle the DP you can get 2 ounces snuck in :D
 
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tweakmm

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
I'm just relating some of my prison experience. Drugs were very common in there, but they were expensive as hell... which meant that if some guy was going to bring in an ounce of pot through his ass, he was going to bring in the best he could get his hands on. A gram in prison could make 10 joints... so you could imagine how small the joints were. And a joint cost 2-3 packs of smokes (a single pack of smokes was $3.00 or so) depending on how saturated the market was.

Anybody who has been in prison i'm sure can relate to what i'm saying.
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Ass? An ounce?

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Of course, I guess after you're in prison for a while, it wouldn't be so much of a stretch anymore...... :p

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hahaha
 
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bjc112

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Originally posted by: Sketcher
Never have - Never will.

Used to have friends who smoked. Decided I didn't want to be like them.

One of my cousin's said he gets creative as hell when he's high. I said it doesn't matter how creative he gets, unless that 'creativity' turns into motivation, he'll never get jack sh!t accomplished in life. (He's still creative as hell.)

Besides, even if I didn't give a rip about the legality, health or societal issues with it - I'd just plain rather spend my money on other interests.

How many of you who give props to the pinch can be quoted in other threads for complaining about not having money!?
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Anyone who spends tons of money on pot is a dumbass. If you don't smoke much, you can just smoke with other people for free. If you smoke more, buy an ounce for maybe $70, $80 bucks, sell 6 1/8ths, you now have $120 and 7oz of pot to smoke. Except of course you gotta worry a little more about the legality - but most people who smoke pot don't really considering selling pot that taboo.

By the way, I am not condoning this, only mentioning the economics. Selling drugs is illegal, don't do it!
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where the hell do you live that you get an oz for $80 bucks? an oz is 300 bucks in socal - then again, there is nothing but dankdank here

smoking schwag eh?
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I can see the 300 range here too, but for the nugget and what not.. .

Bing Bong might be on that schwip tip... ;)

:D

 
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Marshallj

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Originally posted by: EXman

gimme a break you are the end all of the pot world?... Do you use hard drugs? how many times have you had friends offer you other drugs after pot?
I doubt I'm the only one who has had the gateway drug experience...
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lol, give me a Fin break. Telling someone to look at the DEA website for drug info is like telling someone to listen to the Information Minister for Gulf War news.
 
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Marshallj

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Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
However, I would argue that most of those people are not doing it because pot led them to it, but rather that they are searching for a way to escape reality on a constant basis - pot was the first thing they found that did that, and now they've found other things. .
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I agree, but I'd like to add that people who are looking to escape reality usually try alcohol first. But since alcohol is a legal drug, most people don't think of it being a drug (which it is).

 
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GoingUp

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Never have an never will.

I do find it funny that the weedheads whine about getting arrested for smoking something thats illegal though.
 
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stev0

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

I do find it funny that the weedheads whine about getting arrested for smoking something thats illegal though.
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Laws need changing.
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this is true. so very true.
 
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tweakmm

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
I do find it funny that the weedheads whine about getting arrested for smoking something thats illegal though.
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I do find it funny that abolitionists used to whine about getting arrested for helping to free slaves, because that was illegal
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Krk3561

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
I do find it funny that the weedheads whine about getting arrested for smoking something thats illegal though.
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I do find it funny that abolitionists used to whine about getting arrested for helping to free slaves, because that was illegal
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Thats a moral issue not a common sense one.
 
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tweakmm

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Originally posted by: Krk3561
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
I do find it funny that the weedheads whine about getting arrested for smoking something thats illegal though.
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I do find it funny that abolitionists used to whine about getting arrested for helping to free slaves, because that was illegal
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Thats a moral issue not a common sense one.
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Have you ever heard of medical marijuana? And what is this common sense you speak of? If we start having laws enforcing common sense you might be in trouble pal.

 
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Spamela

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no, i don't.

i think the laws are a little absurd, but i don't lose much sleep over them.
 
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