Did you know that a person with healthy bowels should be able to TCB in 17 seconds?
Yeah I thought it was ridiculous when I first heard it but when I was in GREAT shape last year (working out, eating 40/30/30 diet, etc) I took 15-second power-dumps and had no time to read. Hm.
Now I just use the bathroom as an excuse to read through my Maxim and Stuff magazines.
