Do you read while you're on the toilet?

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Lifer
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I never understood that because I just like to do my business ASAP and leave. I know people who'll read an entire magazine while sitting going #2.
 

Budman

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Man that's when i read the best!!

I can NOT go in the toilet if i have no reading material.

I feel nakked if i got do my buisness & i have no reading material.
 

mztykal

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Damn you gotta read. What else is there to do? You don't wanna rush and have to go back. Take your time and relax. Read a magazine or a book or newspaper or something. *L*
 

Budman

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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When i am in there it's the best.

I just wish i had internet access in there,surfing the forums & taking a dump would be great.:)
 
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we have all the ccurrent editions of "Bathroom Readers Instiute"'s Uncle John's Bathroom Readers Guide. It fun reading it, and you learn things from it.

I highly suggest you buying that book.
 

Budman

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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The internet & the bathroom are the 2 main reasons i read more.

Before that i was a couch potatoe & all i watched was TV,the internet & bathroom is where i do my best reading.
 

amnesiac

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Did you know that a person with healthy bowels should be able to TCB in 17 seconds?

Yeah I thought it was ridiculous when I first heard it but when I was in GREAT shape last year (working out, eating 40/30/30 diet, etc) I took 15-second power-dumps and had no time to read. Hm.

Now I just use the bathroom as an excuse to read through my Maxim and Stuff magazines. :p
 

Budman

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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It's not a question of how in shape your are,for me it takes a few minutes to relax then i can do my buisness,it takes a few minutes for my musles to relax.
 

Tauren

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Jan 30, 2001
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I usually read two or three books at the same time; I keep one book in the bathroom, one at work and one laying around the house.
 

Mutilator

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Everybody here just needs to get one of those "Man Bathrooms" that they had on Tool Time/Home Improvement all those years ago :)
Reclining toilet, big screen TV, etc. :p