Do you pee while brushing your teeth?

[Sukhoi]

I just came across my gf peeing while brushing her teeth, and it's slightly disturbing. Is this multitasking common?

Don't most threads on bodily functions end up locked? - DrPizza

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Eww, no.

Pee in shower - Yes
Brush teeth in shower - Yes
Shave in shower - Yes
Shit in shower - No
Shave butt hole and shit - No
Pee and brush teeth - No

 

[ChaoZ]

Hell no.

 

[shortylickens]

Well, assuming she was sitting I guess its not so bad.
Less likely to get splashback on brush. And yes, women love to multitask in the bathroom and you should encourage that. Frankly if they didnt you would never see them outside the bathroom.
If they had clean water and food delivered women would NEVER leave.

 

[xcript]

Nope, but I vomit whilst bleaching my anus.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: xcript
Nope, but I vomit whilst bleaching my anus.

Interesting combination, you win one internet for exemplary multitasking.

 

[jagec]

I thought that's what the sink was for.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: jagec

I thought that's what the sink was for.

Not really, even if you can safely clear your nutsack over the edge, you have to worry about spraying the mirror in a golden shower of delight.

 

[novasatori]

what's the problem, I've got 2 hands and if needed there's always auto aim

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: novasatori
what's the problem, I've got 2 hands and if needed there's always auto aim

Aimbots result in kick/ban from my bathroom, it's annoying.

 

[Aberforth]

I can't believe people make topics like these.....no self-respect at all.

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Well, assuming she was sitting I guess its not so bad.
Less likely to get splashback on brush. And yes, women love to multitask in the bathroom and you should encourage that. Frankly if they didnt you would never see them outside the bathroom.
If they had clean water and food delivered women would NEVER leave.

Your bathroom doesn't have clean running water?

 

[rcxEric]

i'z a well known fact brushin with da golden water iz good 4u, i no one peep who do 4 20 year no cavity no cancer. iz a home remedy i learn in da south

link for proof

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: rcxEric
i'z a well known fact brushin with da golden water iz good 4u, i no one peep who do 4 20 year no cavity no cancer. iz a home remedy i learn in da south

link for proof

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[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Well, assuming she was sitting I guess its not so bad.
Less likely to get splashback on brush. And yes, women love to multitask in the bathroom and you should encourage that. Frankly if they didnt you would never see them outside the bathroom.
If they had clean water and food delivered women would NEVER leave.

Your bathroom doesn't have clean running water?

Not drinkable clean. We have a filter on the kitchen sink for drinking water. Maybe to cut down on deliveries we should have one in the bathroom too?

Now what about food deliveries? Perhaps boxes of microwaveable stuff?
Is the bathroom going to become the new kitchen?
So what will become of the kitchen? Make it the REALLY new living room and put the entertainment system there?
The what about the living room? BEDS?
Do we wanna sleep next to the fireplace now?
Is that really what we want there?

GOD DAMN YOU FEMALES, STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOMS!!!!!



Ok, its official, I should not be posting at 3AM.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: rcxEric
i'z a well known fact brushin with da golden water iz good 4u, i no one peep who do 4 20 year no cavity no cancer. iz a home remedy i learn in da south

link for proof

:laugh:

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: rcxEric
i'z a well known fact brushin with da golden water iz good 4u, i no one peep who do 4 20 year no cavity no cancer. iz a home remedy i learn in da south

link for proof

dat iz awsum bro do u liek aples day r gr8 4 u 2 clen ur teeth wif, dats wot my mum say me wen i r yung neway, dat bitch

 

[sandorski]

Oooh, I gotta try this! starts guzzling pitcher of water

 

[imported_Devine]

I only brush my teeth in the shower... never ever ever, on the toilet.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: xcript
Nope, but I vomit whilst bleaching my anus.

Interesting combination, you win one internet for exemplary multitasking.

Thanks, dad. I also masturbate whilst changing my watch battery.

 

[Xylitol]

I do everything at the same time in the morning to give me extra sleep time

 

[LtPage1]

I do every so often. Being able to operate your pants/wang/aiming/pants again with one hand is an important skill.

 

[Dumac]

I sometimes comb my hair while shitting...or put on deoderant or something...

But I never have brushed my teeth.

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Well, assuming she was sitting I guess its not so bad.
Less likely to get splashback on brush. .

Do you normally have a problem with splash back reaching your mouth? Would it matter if the brush was in there or not?

I've done it before if I'm in a hurry, but usually don't.

 

[skace]

If the times collide, sometimes I will floss while taking a dump.