DO you park your pickup truck like an asshole?

[spaceman]

you know, blow up onto curbs and medians, park on a snow bank?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I park on smaller cars.

 

[lozina]

I could care less if they park up on curbs or snow banks just dont park over the lines taking up more than one parking space

 

[iamwiz82]

Are you upset that you cannot fit into that spot that has been used to pile snow in?

 

[MisterJackson]

I tripple park my "Dualie" pickup in handicap spots then mug old ladies when they come out of the social security office.

 

[K1052]

we don't hear any fscking complaints when you want us to move something for you

 

[compuwiz1]

Some people around me definitely park like assholes. We have this one guy in our complex that even parks up over the wheel chair outlets, off the sidewalks in our community. He's a small guy, with a big lifted truck, who apparently suffers from the oh, so typical small cox syndrome. He really needs his ass beat.

I put a nasty note on his windshield one night, and he was good for about a week, but lately he's been parking sideways across two parking spaces, with one wheel up on the sidewalk.

I'm waiting for him to park in the handi cap space again, then I'm gonna have his junk impounded.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Some people around me definitely park like assholes. We have this one guy in our complex that even parks up over the wheel chair outlets, off the sidewalks in our community. He's a small guy, with a big lifted truck, who apparently suffers from the oh, so typical small cox syndrome. He really needs his ass beat.

ya those guys are wankers.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I tripple park my "Dualie" pickup in handicap spots then mug old ladies when they come out of the social security office.

You should try the bingo halls. Target the ones that are happy.

 

[LS20]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Some people around me definitely park like assholes. We have this one guy in our complex that even parks up over the wheel chair outlets, off the sidewalks in our community. He's a small guy, with a big lifted truck, who apparently suffers from the oh, so typical small cox syndrome. He really needs his ass beat.

I put a nasty note on his windshield one night, and he was good for about a week, but lately he's been parking sideways across two parking spaces, with one wheel up on the sidewalk.

I'm waiting for him to park in the handi cap space again, then I'm gonna have his junk impounded.

We have one of those here... a guy with a Porsche 996 Turbo.

His typical parking spot is one at the end of the lot, and he angles the car out onto the "dashed" spot... which I dont mind because its an undesignated spot anyway

However, when thats taken, the fcker will occupy Temporary parking spots, Visitor parking spots, and even get on the Handicapped spot.

fcking prick. i should shoe-polish him a nice note on the window

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I tripple park my "Dualie" pickup in handicap spots then mug old ladies when they come out of the social security office.

You should try the bingo halls. Target the ones that are happy.

yeah, and get yourself some good money!

there's a lady that works here that goes to bingo every week. the prizes are nice for just playing bingo. $500-1000 or so

 

[markgm]

Back when I had a Jeep I used to park it in the spots where the snow was all shoved to.

When I used to leave the parking garage I put used to drive over a couple parking barriers to the exit (it was empty, I was doing a computer project for the company during 3rd shift) instead of driving around for 5 minutes to get out. The security guys said they got a kick watching me leave every night.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Originally posted by: markgm
Back when I had a Jeep I used to park it in the spots where the snow was all shoved to.

When I used to leave the parking garage I put used to drive over a couple parking barriers to the exit (it was empty, I was doing a computer project for the company during 3rd shift) instead of driving around for 5 minutes to get out. The security guys said they got a kick watching me leave every night.

That reminds me... the other day, a new Jeep Rubicon here in Anchorage parked on a big snowpile in a parking lot... the thing must have been on at LEAST a 40 degree incline. I watched a mallcop try to ticket it... he couldn't even climb up the snowpile to put the ticket on the window. Idiot. What would the offense be anyway? There WAS a legitimate spot or two underneath.

 

[olds]

I park where ever I want. It's know as the "big tire rule". The guy with the biggest tires rules.
Snow banks are no problem. I can get into (and out of) many places others can't.
F250 4X4 PSD, FTW

 

[theknight571]

No... but I've been known to park right next to the driver's side door, of a car that's obviously parked way out in the boonies, so as not to get scratched.

It's great fun to watch them from a distance when they see they can't get in their car from the drivers side... lol

I don't do this too much anymore now that I drive nicer vehicles... lol

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I park where ever I want. It's know as the "big tire rule". The guy with the biggest tires rules.
Snow banks are no problem. I can get into (and out of) many places others can't.
F250 4X4 PSD, FTW

I'm gonna come and beat your ass. It might take me 25 minutes to get there, but you'd better sleep with 1 eye open, oldsmoboat, because I'm coming for you.

 

[effowe]

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

Site's slow as hell now, but you can get printouts to put on peoples windshield telling them why they park like an asshole.

 

[SirChadwick]

I take up 2 parking spots whenever possible. So yes, yes I do.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I park where ever I want. It's know as the "big tire rule". The guy with the biggest tires rules.
Snow banks are no problem. I can get into (and out of) many places others can't.
F250 4X4 PSD, FTW

I'm gonna come and beat your ass. It might take me 25 minutes to get there, but you'd better sleep with 1 eye open, oldsmoboat, because I'm coming for you.

Better bring a lunch. I'll have it over your body after I run you over.

 

[Aikouka]

Ugh, big trucks are annoying in the parking lots. Not only are lots never designed for the ginormous pick-up trucks, they tend to congregate together to make trying to pull out from one a pain in the butt. Sometimes I'll park further away from all the trucks and come out to find out that some other trucks parked all around me :|.

 

[manowar821]

There are some dudes who do that around my apartment...

I have a fun thing to do about it, too. I park on their drivers side, RIGHT next to their car, just far enough not to hit them, but just close enough to not let them in their car. They have to crawl through the passenger side.

Also, a lot of the time, they are parked too close to the person on their right start with, or their truck is just that big. In this case, they have to crawl through the back door.

And lastly, if it's a pickup truck, they're screwed!

They've got it coming to them.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: manowar821
There are some dudes who do that around my apartment...

I have a fun thing to do about it, too. I park on their drivers side, RIGHT next to their car, just far enough not to hit them, but just close enough to not let them in their car. They have to crawl through the passenger side.

Also, a lot of the time, they are parked too close to the person on their right start with, or their truck is just that big. In this case, they have to crawl through the back door.

And lastly, if it's a pickup truck, they're screwed!

They've got it coming to them.

Hmmm....
WWYBYWB?

 

[radioouman]

Yes I do.
I take my 1994, paint peeling, rusted bumpers, scratched and dented Dakota to the nicest malls, and I park it right next to the nicest cars. I put my truck squarely in the parking spot, and I'm never close to their cars, but I still like to see the owners cringe when I pull that bastard in next to them.

 

[Scouzer]

there's a guy down my street who parks up on the grass/sidewalk between the street and the houses.

 

[jiggahertz]

They don't bother me as much as little eurotrash cars pulling all the way forward in their spot. So when you're driving around looking for a spot, you start to pull in and realize it's taken.