Do you or have you ever used a bidet?

ManBearPig

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Eh? We have a bidet, and I think it's actually a much cleaner alternative than uh...no bidet. When i ask people if they like them, they usually say that its gross and no.

Edit: Oh...we have the electronic one where the bidet is actually ON the toilet...i probably wouldn't use the regular kind much cause im lazy :D
 

KeithTalent

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Well I've used the Japanese toilets that somewhat similar, so I'll say yes. Not sure it is something I would use on a regualr basis or acually install in my home though.

KT
 

hiromizu

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Whenever possible. Nothing like a clean, crustless bunghole to attach to underwear.
 

StageLeft

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Yes, in Cuba I used one while on vacation. I used it to clean sand off my feet. Had no idea it was for anything else and frankly still don't know what they're for entirely.
 

AlienCraft

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Try to imagine having to explain to someone (who had literally never been off of the farm) why that wasn't a drinking fountain in the bathroom, what it's real use was, and the image of him furiously brushing his teeth. Pure comedy gold, right there.

<--- Seriously, 1978, New Otani Hotel, Tokyo, Japan.... Me to Mike, the drum tech from Santa Rosa, on his first trip abroad. ahhh good times, when I was young.
 

zeruty

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Originally posted by: Gothgar
I love the wet toilet wipes... I guess that is the American version...

AKA... the adult baby wipes??

baby wipes are much cheaper heh
 

Gothgar

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Originally posted by: zeruty
Originally posted by: Gothgar
I love the wet toilet wipes... I guess that is the American version...

AKA... the adult baby wipes??

baby wipes are much cheaper heh

dont diss those things are fucking awesome!

they sell a huge thing at Costco of em for a good deal
 

mrSHEiK124

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Originally posted by: TheBDB
It didn't work well for me...I still had to wipe.

Bidet to blast off any solid doodoo, wipe residue off completely, wash again, wipe dry. Cleanest bum ever.
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Originally posted by: TheBDB
It didn't work well for me...I still had to wipe.

Bidet to blast off any solid doodoo, wipe residue off completely, wash again, wipe dry. Cleanest bum ever.

Aye, that's like a porno-friendly bottom right there.

KT