Do you 'Manscape'?

Nograts

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Manscaping. What level do you get to here? I just did my monthly touch-up; it's like I'm 10 years old again and I'm feeling jazzy!

Anyone else?
 

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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I took a shower yesterday. That, and brushing my hair every other day or so is about all the effort I can manage for grooming. I am thinking about trimming my mustache. I'm tired of getting my drink in it.
 

phucheneh

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Jun 30, 2012
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This thread again?

You gotta at least do the basics; a bit of clippers to manage the height of the forest, and a razor to clean the shaft of any creeping moss.
 

mmntech

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At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
 

WT

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Sep 21, 2000
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#1 guard. Any larger and you are just being a pansy ass. Excess body hair at certain spots annoys me. I have quite a hairy chest, but that's about all. Pits get closely trimmed too.
 

DainBramaged

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Jun 19, 2003
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Yes, for her. I can tell it's time when she won't lay her head directly on my chest. She pulls the sheet over it first. lol
 

Paladin3

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Mar 5, 2004
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I have two brothers, both tend towards my mother's side of the family with hairy bodies and receding hairlines. I tend towards my father's side with the exact opposite: full head of hair, sparse beard and body hair.

No need to do any "manscaping" at all and I can get away with only shaving my face every other day.
 

Greenman

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Oct 15, 1999
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I took a shower yesterday. That, and brushing my hair every other day or so is about all the effort I can manage for grooming. I am thinking about trimming my mustache. I'm tired of getting my drink in it.

Add an occasional ear and nose hair trimming to the list and it's about right on.
 

Red Squirrel

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May 24, 2003
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I tend to leave mine alone. MAYBE a small trim here and there. And yes, for those who have always been curious about gingers, it's red down there too. :awe:
 

Carson Dyle

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Jul 2, 2012
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I get a good waxing every other month. If I get it done at the Chinese place, it even comes with a happy ending.
 

Remobz

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Jun 9, 2005
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I don't get blow jobs anymore. Been years and years so I don't bother trimming shaft hair.
 

phucheneh

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The bottom of the shaft gets a little hair, bruh. Especially on the underside. It's probably obscured by the rest of your disgusting manbush.