Do you look around when you fart in public?

[The Sauce]

This is kind of a reflex, isn't it? Isn't your first reaction after you rip one to look around? And looking around only gives you away anyway...doesn't make sense. My dog ripped one today and then looked around for witnesses...why would a DOG do that??? Has to be some evolutionary survival mechanism or something. Just thought I'd share.

 

[Thegonagle]

I look around before I rip one. Duh.

 

[Rustynuts]

The dog is probably just too stupid to know where the bad smell came from and was trying to find the source. Humans, on the other hand, should be smart enough to look around BEFORE ripping!

 

[Ryan]

Are you saying that you rip them without thinking about it, then worry afterwards? I'll rip one when I'm sure nobody's around before, not after.

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: Thegonagle
I look around before I rip one. Duh.

good point

 

[ActuaryTm]

Have often wondered what the lesser inane minds of the world ponder and observe.

Thank you for the empirical data.

 

[mobobuff]

I follow the rule that, when in public, I only rip one when in motion.

I call it crop dusting.

 

[cronos]

i would ask around: "what's that noise? was that you?"

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Snatchface
This is kind of a reflex, isn't it? Isn't your first reaction after you rip one to look around? And looking around only gives you away anyway...doesn't make sense. My dog ripped one today and then looked around for witnesses...why would a DOG do that??? Has to be some evolutionary survival mechanism or something. Just thought I'd share.

That's easy, it must be a male dog 🙂


I remember when my son was a baby and just starting to take tub baths in the big tub,lol, he farted and the sneaky smile that spread across his face,well that's the same smile all of you give when you let one rip 🙂

 

[Epoman]

I like to let them rip in elevators and then look around and say damn who did that?

 

[imported_Salvatore]

I don't fart in public. Only when I'm by myself.

 

[DougK62]

Mine are always silent, but I still look around to see the faces of people around wrinkle up. It's hilarious.

 

[LeetViet]

- Peter Griffin in the elevator -
Peter: It was you.

 

[Steve]

If I let one go in public, I just laugh.

 

[StageLeft]

Not really. Frig everyone else 😉

 

[chimmytime]

the worse is in an elevator

 

[nageov3t]

I don't fart in public.

 

[The Sauce]

Oh come on. You all act sooo innocent. We have all tried, and failed, to sneak out a freeper in public and tooted the tuba inadvertently. Crop dusting is NOT an exact science.

 

[chr6]

i just do it in front of people and go 'hm. not bad, eh?'

 

[apac]

UH OHHH!!!!

 

[Bryophyte]

That mindset makes me sick and is indicative of the state or moral decay America is in. Things fall apart, the center cannot hold...I guess that includes society.





















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